What would you do if your wife told you...

[Straight_up]

@Osiris

Another time, in Pakistan, the toilets are outside, and she needed to go, she woke me up in the middle of the night it was freezing, while she was in the toilet, I turned the power off and told her the electricity has gone, and I said: “I am going to go get the touch” I didn’t come back, she started calling for me, came out and started looking for me, I was hiding behind the door (pitch black) when she came into the room, I jumped on her and scared her, she started screaming like mad! my ears were going to pop! I she couldn’t even speak afterwords, she was shaking and could not go to sleep! So yeah we play pranks on each other now and then.

Wow, you’re terrible!

@SheeN

kissi din tum donno asal mai aik doosarai ko heart attack nah karwa daina:emmy:

What’s that story called where you shout wolf one-too-many times and eventually the villagers stop listening to you?

@SAJAL

I would say, over my dead body!!!

I’d make a change to Sajal Aunty’s statement and say, over your dead body. :halo: