Hi there, my wife likes annoying me and playing jokes on me, and today she told me she needed to tell me something very serious, so I said OK, she then proceeded to tell me she loved someone, and the name starts with an “A” so I said to her: “male” or “female” and she said: “Male of course” I was shocked! and felt kind of heart broken, so she said to me: “So what do you want to do?” and I said: “I will have to think about what I am going to do.” so after a about 20 minutes, I said to her: “I love you, and well allow me to do another Shaadi and I will have to meet this guy” and she burst out laughing, she said: “I will kill the other woman, don’t even think I would let you go” then she told me she was joking around! lol, she thought I would be angry or something…
She later on said: “Your such an opportunist, trying to get another wife and also keep me.”
Such a joke could give me a heart attack. I believe there is word for those jokes too. its called
"sick"
I've played pranks on her too, I told her I was kidnapped by some bandits, and she cannot tell anyone or they will kill me, when in reality I was hiding up on the roof (in Pakistan), she went and ended up telling her dad, she was crying when I went down, damn did I have to explain myself... I told them it was a joke my uncles shouted at me, my wife refused to talk to me for like 2 hours. It was funny, as even my mom in England found out. I think I did go over the top with that one though.
Another time, in Pakistan, the toilets are outside, and she needed to go, she woke me up in the middle of the night it was freezing, while she was in the toilet, I turned the power off and told her the electricity has gone, and I said: "I am going to go get the touch" I didn't come back, she started calling for me, came out and started looking for me, I was hiding behind the door (pitch black) when she came into the room, I jumped on her and scared her, she started screaming like mad! my ears were going to pop! I she couldn't even speak afterwords, she was shaking and could not go to sleep! So yeah we play pranks on each other now and then.
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