What Sort of Muslim Are You?

Re: What Sort of Muslim Are You?

This question right here:
If you met Salman Rushdie in a dark alley, what would you do?
…reminds me of the time my father told me that if he ever saw Salman Rushdie, he would strangle him with his bear hands.

And now that I’ve actually been asked the question, I have realized that I, too, would be inclined to do the same thing. (Now that doesn’t necessarily mean I’d do it.)

So it says here that I’ve scored 40 on a scale of 0 to 60. I guess that makes me a Progressive Muslim. Woop-tee-doo…:rolleyes:

Allah knows.