Start like this:
- Throw that party.
- When the curses come your way, record everything.
- Then send recordings to gawker and watch it outdo that angry email.
Ok, well I wouldn’t practically go with step 3, but thinking of the outcome does trigger an evil laug.
Real step 3 - show her a sample of what you have (recordings) after a couple of weeks. Then ask her who needs to worry more about their nose now.