What ifs..

[Ess_Emm]

Re: What ifs..

@sweefs

what if orange juice with bits didn’t exist

I hate orange juice with pulp. Am I supposed to drink the juice, or eat the orange pulp?

@sweefs

i love oj with bits too!

what if we got essie to make us breakfast. i’ll have a full english, hold the tomatoes and mmm with ketchup and peppers too please. thank you essie

@Aaze

Yes please Essie, I will have some egg with Nando sauce on because I’m gross like that

Yeah I just had coffee with 2 pieces of stale cake for breakfast, because I couldn’t bother making myself any. Does it look like I’ll make you guys a full English breakfast? Chal hatth

@Aaze

What if Sweefs told me the answer to English challenge, so that I can win pretty please?

What if Aaze ha also done the English challenge, instead of trying to win by cheating

@sweefs

i understand. you can’t incriminate yourself in that way. i’ll just have to have my own baby and then feed baby sweefs lemon and nandos sauce to see the outcome. no biggie. shrugs

yeah essie, hold the bacon

I showed my cousin the video of a widdul baby tasting lemon for the first time. She was like yeah she’ll do it when my nephew would be a bit older. I don’t think she ever did it I wanna do it with rolla’s baby now

@sweefs

english breakfast is easier to make, we don’t want to work essie too much.. otherwise she won’t have any energy left to make lunch and dinner for us.

although, what if essie made us chana pooris and parathas and eggs?

Main koi halwai ki dukaan nazar aati hoon jo parathay puri aur halwa channay kay orders mujhe diye jaa rahay hain