What ifs..

[sweefs]

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well bacon can't be halal, so unless essie has a bacon alternative.. hold the bacon okies :(

[Aaze]

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Turkey bacon?

You’re the one who should know these things, with all the meat you talk about all the time

[sweefs]

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i was thinking that, but i don't really like turkey bacon.. plus i didn't think it would go with a full english. :(

[Aaze]

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okay whatever the brit says

Why are we having an english breakkie? Shouldn’t we go all desi with the halwa pooris?

[sweefs]

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english breakfast is easier to make, we don’t want to work essie too much.. otherwise she won’t have any energy left to make lunch and dinner for us.

although, what if essie made us chana pooris and parathas and eggs?

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

what if orange juice with bits didn’t exist

I hate orange juice with pulp. Am I supposed to drink the juice, or eat the orange pulp?

@sweefs

i love oj with bits too!

what if we got essie to make us breakfast. i’ll have a full english, hold the tomatoes and mmm with ketchup and peppers too please. thank you essie

@Aaze

Yes please Essie, I will have some egg with Nando sauce on because I’m gross like that

Yeah I just had coffee with 2 pieces of stale cake for breakfast, because I couldn’t bother making myself any. Does it look like I’ll make you guys a full English breakfast? Chal hatth

@Aaze

What if Sweefs told me the answer to English challenge, so that I can win pretty please?

What if Aaze ha also done the English challenge, instead of trying to win by cheating

@sweefs

i understand. you can’t incriminate yourself in that way. i’ll just have to have my own baby and then feed baby sweefs lemon and nandos sauce to see the outcome. no biggie. shrugs

yeah essie, hold the bacon

I showed my cousin the video of a widdul baby tasting lemon for the first time. She was like yeah she’ll do it when my nephew would be a bit older. I don’t think she ever did it I wanna do it with rolla’s baby now

@sweefs

english breakfast is easier to make, we don’t want to work essie too much.. otherwise she won’t have any energy left to make lunch and dinner for us.

although, what if essie made us chana pooris and parathas and eggs?

Main koi halwai ki dukaan nazar aati hoon jo parathay puri aur halwa channay kay orders mujhe diye jaa rahay hain

[sweefs]

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what if essie stopped fighting me on this and just made me food!!!

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

what if essie stopped fighting me on this and just made me food!!!

What if you go buy groceries for me first so I will at least have something to cook with

[sweefs]

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what if this is just a ploy to get me to go get you groceries for yourself because you’re too lazy and then you won’t even cook me anything?

[Ess_Emm]

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What if you stop trying to “Southie”* everything and just do what I asked you to do

*Southie - to over analyze everything.

[sweefs]

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what if you know that what i analysed was true and now you're getting all defensive. FESS UP. ARE YOU GONNA FEED ME OR WAT.

[Ess_Emm]

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@sweefs

what if you know that what i analysed was true and now you’re getting all defensive. FESS UP. ARE YOU GONNA FEED ME OR WAT.

Kitni dafa kahoon, not without any ingredients I can’t feed you You want ketchup on toast? I got that

[Southie]

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What if the "*" was consistently placed?.

[khattichic]

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What if Essie and sweefs stop fighting like a bunch of ninnies and come dabaa my feet

[sweefs]

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Thats a huuuuuge what if. So ginormous that i dont think it possible

[khattichic]

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@sweefs

Thats a huuuuuge what if. So ginormous that i dont think it possible

you’re fired

[Ess_Emm]

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What if I scrub my face every day

[khattichic]

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@Ess_Emm

What if I scrub my face every day

:nono:

Be gentle! (And stay gandhee…or else sweefs will feel left out)

[Ess_Emm]

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@khattichic

:nono:

Be gentle! (And stay gandhee…or else sweefs will feel left out)

I want the gand out of my face

[Southie]

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Gandagi