What excuses/reasons we can expect from England after series loss?

Re: What excuses/reasons we can expect from England after series loss?

Did someone mention this yet?

"After the devasting 7.6 earthquake, we wanted to bring smiles on the faces of Pakistani players, fans and guppies. Since our govt is helping your nation as well, its the least we could do to let you win the test series. Dont worry we will get you in the ODIs"