What are the excuses these English crybabies can come up with after the series loss (Inshallah). Right now I can think of these
The series was played in Pakistan and it was unfair because after Ashes victory, ICC should allow us to play only in England.
There was no cloud cover.
We were expecting shoaib to break down in first test.
Inzi is cheater since he covered all this stumps and didn’t allow us to target his stumps. He also covers his pads with his bat and therefore we couldn’t target him for LBW.
Pitches were too easy for batting and our batsmen were not prepared to bat on batting paradise.
Pakistan embassy in London rejected visits visa of alot of supporters from barmy army.
We should have got atleast a month rest in between every match.
Bomb blast in karachi.
and this one is actually given by duncan fletcher recently that we were stuck in our hotels most of the time so we became mentally tired.
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No bounce on pitches, they were flat track, our bowlers were unfamiliar with conditions, besides being umpires on our side made us complacent :D
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The gas cylinder explosion in Faisalabad scared the hell out of or boys and we couldn't concentrate on cricket any more!
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Chaacha Cricket Carrying a Union Jack - We have never seen a barmy army supporter with a foot long white beard in a green long shirt.
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Here comes couple of more
In the first 2 matches Inzi was making Vaughan ch##tia by using the same coin which amitabh used in Shoolay. Obviously the english players were dejected due to that and couldn't concentrate on the field during the entire 10 days of cricket.
And obviously how can you all miss the most important excuse. Simon jones was missing:D
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Australian umpires Hair and Taufel took the Ashes defeat revenge.
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Gas cylinder blast did not only took gas out of cylinder but from our baloon tooo :(
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hahahaha
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Is it a co-incidence that Fraudia isn't seen in KK for days but the moment someone said "ch##tia", yay hastay muskaaraatay namoodaar hogaye!
:D
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:nono: buree bat hay, kisi kay sense of humour par shak nahin kartay.
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funguy i hardly post in cricketnama, actually just checked my last post here was in may of 2004 :) and the interesting thing is that even there u had to post right after i posted getting on my case.
I have a cricketnama cyberstalker i think :)
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collingwood said it was 3-0 bob woolmer motivated his team with that comment we had nothing motivated at us
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they have to find very lame excuses for their loss. They had no clue to our bowling and honestly speaking the grounds were not as bad as India ones. Indian wickets are more pathetic then any where in the world, with dust flying all over the once the ball pitches on the wicket or when the bat hits the wicket.
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lol
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Celebrations mein bhi, never let an opportunity let go, where you can put India Down, Shabash!!!
Coming back to the topic, I dont remember exactly but it was an Eng tour to either Ind or Pak, this was few years back, The whole English team just could not stop crying about the food.
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^^ naraaz naa hoo,, but this is the reality. The crowd and the grounds are more pathetic than in Pakistan. Even England was whining about the venues for the upcoming series. But yes Indian team is great, they are really a better side to play with.
and I am not Indian team hater, I only hate Harbhajjan and Kumble and Ganguteely, same like I hate Ntini or Murli or Mohd. Hafeez :D
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In the Sky sports studio Bob Willis was trying to blame umpire Rudi Koetzen for the lbw dismissal of Geraint Jones. He actually said 'we already know Rudi Koetzen is a very bad umpire, we saw that in the Ashes'. Yeah right, as if Jones could have batted for whole day without getting out!
Poor England :D
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^ jones was out first ball, which was Kaneria's hatrick wicket but Hair didn't give out. So justice served.