My burger comes with in this order toasted bun, mayo, lettuce (yes, the wilted kind), onions, sliced tomatoes, meat, pickles, a slice of cheese and sriracha hot sauce- topped with toasted bun again. Oh and fries are a must!
No cucumbers though-
Home made tartar sauce takes less than 5 minutes and comes out yum. All you need is some mayo and dill in vinegar. Strain the dill well and chop really fine, mix with mayo, add some black pepper and tadah!