western desis vs eastern desis

Eastern Desis are sincere and honest
Western Desis are not.

western desis use sitting toilet and toilet paper
eastern desis use ground toilet and water.

:rotfl:

How true! :slight_smile:

eatsern desis kill eastern desis
western desis dont kill western desis

comparatively speaking

^ :hehe:

eastern desis think about marriage all the time,
western desis being 'desis' think the same.

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*Originally posted by Kaleem: *
Eastern Desis are sincere and honest
Western Desis are not.
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What BS!

Eastern desis brush their teeth before breakfast
Western desis brush their teeth after breakfast

^ really???

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*Originally posted by Changez_like: *
Eastern desis brush their teeth before breakfast
Western desis brush their teeth after breakfast
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^ how true .... :)

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*Originally posted by Kaleem: *
Eastern Desis are sincere and honest
Western Desis are not.
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thats no longer the case ... :)

Anyone who brushes before and after breakfast?

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*Originally posted by Femme Fatale: *

What BS!
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FF truth hurts, does'nt it? Why dont you go and suck up to NYA, Matsui and Roman. If you have an opinion about the subject, state it, do not tell us about your fine upbringing.

eastern desis dont worry about car accidents or the broken bones caused by such.
western desis sue you for scratching their beamer.

there are some western desis who sometimes miss their eastern self..
but i don't really know what the eastern desis really miss :D

I still do :D… but its because I eat breakfast at work :snooty:

changez_like:

I brush before most of the time and after always.

Do you take your brush to the office too?

I know someone who does. She eats at work.

:wave:

Eastern Desis invite you to a barbecue and roast a lamb in your honour
Western Desis invite you to a barbecue and tell you to bring that halal meat of yours with you

Eastern Desis will fight you over who pays the bill
Western Desis will carefully pay what they owe and frown at Eastern Desis for not leaving enough tip

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*Originally posted by who---me: *
Eatern Desis are Desis
Western Desis are wannabes
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I agree!

western desis respect law and order
eastern desis dont

again..comparatively speaking :)