Well dressed wife/badly dressed hubby

[TLK]

@X2

hahah, true.

I was forwarded something back in 2000, i liked it so much then that I saved it, so here it is..kudos to whoever wrote it

Early morning, I am having my caffeine fix
and in walks who, but a desi. Now I have
seen this er, sample two days in a row. He
has been wearing the same clothes, stinking
of tobacco, the smell wafting in like a dark
cloud, well before he reaches your…hiding
place…ahem.

That is all understandable on some level. But
he has not shaved. The stubble reaches to
about an inch below his eyes. It makes his
weak chin, even more prominent. To add insult
to injury, he hasn’t washed his face. This
fact adds a kind of macabre quality to his
morbid personhood.

The ‘chiprey’…on his eyes are dangling pre-
cariously. The excessive oils lathering his
face lend his sparse outgrowth, a slick, sick
g-l-e-a-m.

And this condition is ALL TOO COMMON among
desis. Since george michael sang that song
with a slight stubble on his face, all the
#&(@! desi’s think they too can pull it off.
HELL NOOOO ?. He is —> George Michael.
U R…PHSSSSSTTT!..LIKE, NOT!.

Desi unwashed, with stubble looks like a damn
weasel in the wild. Do us all a favour and
t-r-y to look like a frigg’in human being,
the best you can. Despite what someone might
have told you, getting close to water every
day, is not detrimental to what medically,
you would call, your umm…“health”.

Don’t MAKE ME open a can of WHOOP’ASS desi…

hahaha, very well written, especially that George Michael part is hilarious but so true