I always find the following expressions/idioms not only weired but funny as well…
- Jhak maarna
- Kuttay maarna
- maaray maaray phirna
will add more if I remember any.
List yours 
Re: Weired expressions
Ghoray baich key so rahee hai
Uloo kahiN ki
Re: Weired expressions
Ankh matakka karna.
Andhay ko andheray main baree door key soojee. ( A blind cannot see anyway if it dark or not )
Ulloo ka path-tha. ( what is so wrong with it ?)
- Pait pay Laat Maarna
- Naak pay Mukka Maarna
- Makkhi Maarna
- Hatim Tai ki Qabar par do-latti Maarna
- Gup **Maarna **:samck2:
- Aankh Maarna
- Thappar, Jooty, Ghoonsay Maarna
Re: Weired expressions
there is one:
haathoN kaY totay uRnaa
Kiyaa hum sub kaY haathoN par totay beThaY hotaY haiN ??
waisaY tau parinday kandhaY par beThaa kartaY haiN…
Re: Weired expressions
Most of them are related to Urdu Mahawra (Idioms)
Aa bail mujhaY maaR 
Goli maaro, Mitti pao
Re: Weired expressions
lolz ppl often replace "bhains" with the name of the person they are saying to. For example
Aqal barri ke AQ
of course Bhains is big, because she can NOT get in the head where some times Aqal resides
redundant use of words 
that’s punjabi 
Re: Weired expressions
I talked about the idioms that are mentioned above 
I know this is punjabi 
chalo shukar hai ankhein to heek hain
how so sure ? 
Re: Weired expressions
danda marna 
Re: Weired expressions
ANKH MARNA
LINE MARNA
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plait marna
bottle marna
jotee marna
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deedo ka pani dhal jana
ankh ojhal, paharh ojhal 
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btw these all are not the weird expressions, they are rather colloquial. If you want something weird then it must be uncommon expressions and not such common ones
Re: Weired expressions
OoNt kay moo maiN zeera…
now what is that? kiyaa kabhi OoNt bhee zeera khaataa hai 