Ways to Keep your wife Happy

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Try hitting a desi biwi with anything and you will regret it for your LIFE ??...:)

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apparently you are not muslim :)

and just to make one thing clear....hitting with nothing bigger then a toothbrush is used figuratively and I am not the one saying this....it's in the hadith. But you wouldnt know since it seems that you havent actually read about this. :)

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lol....very true!

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crush two pills of viagra in her chai...

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Chitrol, geeley chihter se.

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lol

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That's only used to treat hypertension in women. But I can see how being married would cause her hypertension in the first place

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Fitty munh

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Mind ko double karain phir samajh ayee ga mutlab. ;)

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Sidha sidha inteha darjy ky Domestic Violence ka case bny ga kia double karon:D

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es ka mutlab koe zinda dil insaan he samajh sakta hai ;)

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Bakhsho Mian Chuhy Billi murda dil hi bhali :wink:

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One can do lots of damage to another with a toothbrush.

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will do no harm - if re written here :smiley:

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So what is the right interpretation?

Same question for you as well.

Ever heard of gentlemanly statement “ladies first”.

Man you needs to practice a bit more.

If not then she should be even it’s only tooth brush.

I agree.

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Is role playing allowed? I'd like her to play Princess Leia and me Jaba

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^ Is that the real hairy monster?

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^^ No the fat lizzard. but Chewbacca is cool too. :)

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I think you missed the whole fact that I was poking fun at you.

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whateva!