Valentines Day

Considering this is health and relationship i was extremely surprised there was no thread on the matter.

I mean what happened to the extremely horny and perverted topics here? All i see is discussions about “about to be moms” and other issues in which i am least interested.

So here is your generic Valentines Day thread - do what you will with it. Just keep it legal.

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i've never done anything that makes me a felony in 48 states cm .. :whistling

anyway.. since dont have any 'special someone' so i was gonna sit home and do my regular dayoff routine.. but friends called.. one of the universities here is arranging something.. private/close-gathering.. so i made plans to go over there in the evening..

thats about it..

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Ok this what you do then. Go to the party, hit on as many women as possible. By the simple laws of probability you should either a girl or get laid. Both are acceptible though the first leads to a major headache.

Secondly Valentines Day can be fun for you too...how? Make someone else a happy person by sending them a random mysterious Valentines Day card.

Seriously find someone in college who is having a hell of a time. Buy a Hallmark card. Get someone to write the words for you. Drop it off in thier locker.

They are happy and well you are out 5 bucks and your friends will mock you for life.

I am very bored at work today.

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I was debating whether to send my valentine flowers or not. I decided against it. A waste of 50-60 bucks!

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^ There's lockers in college?

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My valentine was wit me in spirit :blush:

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Well i guess. I have no clue about the US college system. If you don't have lockers. Do the stalker bit...it would add spice to your life and that of your stalking target.

Oh remember always wear a soak on your head when stalking.

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Oh yes last comment before i head off for lunch:

If you don't get a gift
Throw a fit.

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I just remembered on the radio this morning they said it is the biggest business day for Private detectives!

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who’s your Valentine?

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^ You are :kiss: :hugz:

Now where’s my rose and chocolates? :grumpy:

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rose → :flower1: :yummy: <–and i ate the chocolate

:omg:

P.S saimanyc is my new best friend we can flood all we want sara!

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nono, :lahol: drinking is haram.:stuck_out_tongue:

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what about valentine?:chupki:

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Yayyyyy :wub: :hugz: for saima :biggthumb

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Stop flooding or else it will go to Cafe … :smash:

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done already :k:

:roman: had to write it from right hand..but i’m pretty sure eventually i will get caught..

neat neat!!! :k: joining college ONCE more just to do that :wink:

:rotfl: oh well .. i should start taking labels off clothing.. treated myself today..went to sport check and bought myself a nice pair of nike pants and running max-airz

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You guys are going to hell :nono4:

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:hoonh: mean MOD.

oh look so many pretty smilies in this thread. :rolleyes: