Re: Unfortunated rishta stories.
My parents had an arranged marriage and still joke about how my dad saw my mom walking down a gali and decided to whistle at her. She got shy and ran away but in the process her dupatta flew away and landed on my dad's head. LOL!!!!! They're a funny pair. Nothing like that happened, they just joke about it.
A funny rishta story would be of these people who came to my house. The mom was the funniest piece of work you can think of, lol. First of all, HER son had brought her to MY house but she kept saying things like "mere betay ke liye to aik se aik khubsoorat larkiyon ke rishte aate rehte hein, dekho kabhi. Itni gori, itni chitti, itni dubli, itni blah blah blah" and "Mera beta bohot saiynstive (sensitive) hai, isay ullurji (allergy) bohot jaldi hojati hai. Haan, vo larkiyon ke peeche bhaag bhaag ke mota hogaya hai to mein kehti hoon ke dorna shuru karo, thorda vazan kam karo apna" and "Mein javani mein itni pyari thi aur mera rang bilkul PINK tha, pata nahin kaise shaadi hogayi iske baap se, inka rang dekho zara. Bilkul tave ki tarha kaala". My parents and they were having dinner at the table and she dropped something so she picks it up saying "Aray manhoos, kambakhat girgaya"!!!! She was a train wreck!!! I was sitting on the stairs and laughing SO hard I almost fell off.
She was a sitcom!!! I wanted to follow her around with a camcorder and send it to America's Funniest Home Videos!!!!!!!!!!!!