Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

what difference does it make...

the queen ma drunk all the time...why should i be any different

Uncle, yep Im royalty me!

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

yep u r queen of The castle! how about retiring this annoying old lady and claim the crown??

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

Pssst, the queen ma is dead

yep...stuck in a concrete vault in windsor castle

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

pssst, I am refering to 79 yrs old queen with funny glasses.

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^^ i thought you were talking about you,

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

did I ever say that I like pink shirts or watch Graham Norton or listen to Elton John!! how can I be a queen!!

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^^ well the way auntie daisy is treating you, we know who wears the pants in your house :hehe: hence the queen remark

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

too bad I just changed my mean pants for sum reason! only if I still had them on . :rolleyes:

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^^ awwwwwww its oK Uncle jee, in your house you dont have to wear pants at all, make sure you have your undies on, or you gettin a divorce.

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^^^ he doesnt have a house

he lives in a cardboard box in the garden

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^^ thats where my wife use to live, gosh i miss her :bummer:

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

:rolleyes: its not a box, its a semi-detached mansion. :wave: hello neighbour :snooty:

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

uncle do you know how to make chocolate cookies…:rolleyes:

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

^ Kido, that is ur aunty's department. she is washing her rolling pin and will be back very soon. :p

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

:blush: i can make very good chocolate cake…you have to come to paris to eat one:D

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

ohhhh nooooooooooooorrrrr. hellowww ... how are you....

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

I am really fine! except that i am missing pak...

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

hmmmmmmmmm you are missing pak. so nothing bad to say

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

ROTFL:-

just occured to me, there is no Biryani recipe in whole thread. :mad: where are the recipes. :mad2:

Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan

take some left over rice from last nights chinese take away

layer it with left over curry from the nights before lasts indian take awy

put in the microwave fo 6o seconds

and

voilaaaaa

Unckle...din dins ready!