ok kids. uncle is back with new series. Uncle ka dastar khuwaan.. its different.. its unique! here uncle will not teach you how to cook. but he will ask you 
so today’s dish is Biryani. now come back with ur reciepes 
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
uncle ji biryani ko chorein
mein abhi bhindiyooN mein myonese mix ker ke kha raha hon
try that
ap apni biryani bhol jayein gey :P
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
the best way to get biryani
is to call the restaurant and order it :)
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
^ we will cover that topic in next episode... todays topic is BIRYANI.
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
u take gosht and add some DAHEE and then pakaing and then adding chawal! then u eat with mouj :D
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
you call this Pillaow rice added with CHICKEN tikka masla curry a biryani!!
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
and who would be that “mouj” bibi!! 
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
uncle ...cooking is for old ladys...
Children, let me tell you a secret...uncle Faulker goes to the PUB
he will go to hell i tell you
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
she said mouj, not majh
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he works there...
he is a barmaid
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
hey lazy what were you doin in the pub.
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
damn, the old mouj bibi is here!!
children, let me tell you the secret... we both played pool in that pub.
we both will go to the hell.
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
uncle jee mouj bolay tou MAZA!!
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
bhook laggi hai!
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
pssst… once i didn’t share tips with daisy.. from that day she is a bit CROSSED. 
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
kurtee rahoo.. i missed the station
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
and I won
Uncle cried so much...he was incapacitated and on the floor weeping...his nose was red and full of slime and i HAD to buy him a whisky to make im calm down...and then he wouldnt go until i got him a gin and tonic and then a rum
it was very shameful
I only went in there to tell him to go home because the Tabligh called at his house and were in his living room eating somosa and drinking chai!
Oh the shame of it!
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
now 6 million dollers question is! what daisy was doing in my home and she also offered Samosa and chae to the guests
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
drunk uncle and auntie problem?
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auntie daisy and uncle falker are married....obviously3...so we know why she was at his house...and why he is depseratly looking for cooking advises....laisy beeing an english she cooks only fade food...