Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
stupid recipeies
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
if you want recipes, you are in the wrong place
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
I WILL KILL HIM
WHERE IS HEEEEEEE?
HES HIDING
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
hehehehehehe
uncle is in trouble…uncle is in trouble…
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
KIDS:- Aunty is threatening to kill ur uncle…
I am not hidding, just looking for a nice shelter :halo:
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
YOU COME BACK....
OKEY I wONT KILL YOU AND I WONT SHOUT
the mortgage needs paying
and ive run out of rum....
go get some
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
^^ drunk auntie 
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
hei!...this thrad has become a marital dispute....sigh, daisy auntie do you need advices on how to seduce your man back??
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
how do you know all these things?
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
seduce?
Woman…Im talking about paying the mortgage
and a bottle of rum…
they are not worth seducing anyone for
Uncle… add a box of chocolates and kitchen cleaner and a pair of shoes to the shopping list
you left the kitchen a mess…you need to clean it and the other two are to say sorry for hurting my feelings
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
she is from Paris…they know these things its all in the air they breath!
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
^^ oh
sorry i dont know these things, i am saving myself for my wedding .
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
But Mr Soos
you looking like you doin your avatar will mean that it is unlikely that anyone will marry you
I reckon you should invest in a toupe
you will look Oh SO MUCH more dashing and handsome
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
^^ well i was thinking of implant, from different part of my body to my head
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
well that is something that i do not wish to discuss
lets talk about something more palatable..
Mr Soos
What happened to Mrs Soos...
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
^^ she died of old age.
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
oohhh
how old was she when you married her
EEEWWWW
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
what about those four bottles I bought yesterday!!!
ok… go to attic there is one over there and one is in cloakroom.
PS: that was one weeks quota and u wild girls finished that in one night 
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
listen uncle, there is NO quota shwoata here
so you be warned
I RUN THIS HOUSE
and if you annoy me...you go the same way as Jassoos's wife
Re: Uncle ka dastar khuwaan
jezz are u scot or Irish by any chance!! 
damn I must get “bottoms up” franchise now.!!