Here’s an idea. You can sue Comic Relief for discriminating against little Afro-Caribbean kids. Comic Relief has spent months designing this years red nose (complete with its own hair gel), but the noses have been designed for white/Asian noses only, and so don’t fit the noses of Afro-Caribbean kids. This has caused much heartache and tears at my sisters school.
It’d be quite funny if it wasn’t so sad!
That's quite ironic - seeing as how most of the aid will probably be going to Africa :)
Not most, only a half. The rest of it will be spent on ruddy bag heads who are screwing the social.
It sad about the noses though, isn't it? My sister has spent the last week consoling these kids and telling them that it's not their fault their noses are a different shape :(
Well what if they'd designed them with Afro-Caribbeans in mind? Then they'd have been falling off the noses of all the caucasians. It's kind of a catch 22 - but yeah it's sad.
Why not design them in lots of different sizes? Humans come in different sizes, so why shouldn't noses? I still think some bad ass paki lawyer could make a killing with this case. Imran Khan, if ur reading this, take it up and we'll split when you win ...)
Well let’s see - Brixton, Moss Side and other black areas, who was responsible for sale or distribution of red noses? I have no idea since I don’t really take much notice of this stuff. I’m more concerned as to why the online version of The Sun has been down for the last few days. I don’t want to resort to having to pay for the paper version 
You disappoint me Xtremeo. Red Nose Day is British television at its very best. The way they cut from a video about the Rwandan genocide to a clip of Robbie Williams and Billy Connoly showing us their crown jewels and back to a video about teenage prostitution is pure brilliance.
You wouldn’t recognise good television if it hit you across the head shouting ‘Dil Dil Pakistan’ 
P.S/ Try nicking a copy of the Sun from your local library. You’ll normally find a rather fingered page three, but what the heck, it’s free.
British TV at it's best was the Blackadder series. I briefly saw Jonathan Ross in some red punk wig for about five secs and then turned the telly off and went to see what was in the fridge instead. Not much but it was slightly more interesting and probably quite a bit funnier.
Pah! Like I said, you wouldn't recognise good television so why even bother talking you 'round? I won't tell you about Phil Mitchells blonde wig or Ruby Wax singing her heart out to Sk8ter Boi. I won't even tell you about how Garath Gates very nearly burst into tears when he was told he'd failed his driving test, or how Lenny Henry and Rowan Atkinson had us in stitches with the whole Wacko Jacko interview thingy. I'm sure last nights Choosa and Roti was much more entertaining, na?
Well it was only slightly less stale so that was a plus point.
ab mera neend ka waqt aya hai
tune me in tomorrow on the latest in the Chalta hai-hai saga if he’s found his way back from the bog or not.
nighty night 
Xtreme...mate, you missed out on a good night's Telly. Sabi, what about Ricky Jervais, his bit was hillarious.
On a serious note, do you think us Asians donate to causes like Comic Relief? Judging by Xtreme's response, I sense some apathy which is generally the case with Asians. Are we really that kanjoos?
Xtremes just a Penny Pinching Paki. Come to think of it, most Pakis I know are penny pinchers.
Seriously though, there is some thruth in what you're saying. My parents are always going on about how people in this country have it all and how I should only donate to Pakistani/Muslim charities. They even make me feel bad for buying the occasional Big Issue by telling me how that £1.20 could have fed a Pakistani family of 4 for a week.
I guess for them, charity begins at home and Pakistan is their home.
How about afro-wig day, then the kids in Brixton will be quids in not having to dish out a penny.
hey Xtreme wats the add for the online sun,?I wanna read the waffa bin laden story
tell u wat if those celebrity had passed their test I wud ave sued the DSA becouse I was 100% better then them and they'd fail me, oh welll there goes my chance of becoming rich,
Sobi. You mention Imran Khan, not me 
Truly heartbreaking.
DD as soon as you take the Pakistan team to a world cup win you'll get a mention, until then hit those law books....you know the miss marlple mysteries, nancy drew etc.
HKP, erm I was talking about Imran the lawyer Khan (Stephen Lawrence, Leeds footballers - ring a bell?). Life does go beyond the 1992 world cup yer know!
DD sweety, as much as I love you, you'd make a shyte lawyer. Ur too soft, and that's meant in the nicest possible way.
Sofina, I was fairly surprised at Jade’s failure …. :)
Soba does it fit ur nose ?:)
HKP. Tsk tsk. Weedy bearded man with spectacles. That’s who we are talking about..not tall n dashing 
cricketer. Nancy Drew? Sherlock Holmes had an affair with her? is she the one? Seriously. I don’t read much. But now that you’ve recommended your faves … … …
Sobi. Frig you. You do me a disservice again. Calling me soft, j-j-j-just cuz i ooohed aahed and awwed at your pic. ..:blubber:…next time wear a mini to show you’re a real blonde. You freak
Nah stick with the cricketer he's got a degree in Philosophy, come in handy when dealing with such sensative drivel. Imran Khan the lawyer would never keep a straight bat in the situation.