DD sweet tart, you’re as soft as they come. Why else would you feel the need to cry your eyes out on a bulletin board every time you see a little Paki kid fighting with a Bengali kid? Aint nutting wrong with being a big softy, I like my women to be soft and squigee.
My rather sweet and innocent looking exterior was just a clever plan to get you into bed. You'll get to see my mini skirt and strawberry blonde highlights first hand 3 weekends from now. I'm coming to Manchester 5-6th April. Be there or be there!
HKP, Who said anything about Lawyer Imrans bat being straight? It looks a little dinga to me ...
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*Originally posted by Sadi Sobi: *
Here's an idea. You can sue Comic Relief for discriminating against little Afro-Caribbean kids. Comic Relief has spent months designing this years red nose (complete with its own hair gel), but the noses have been designed for white/Asian noses only, and so don’t fit the noses of Afro-Caribbean kids. This has caused much heartache and tears at my sisters school.
It'd be quite funny if it wasn't so sad!
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awww that is sooo mean...poor afro-caribbean kids.
Sobi. Wow we have a date I knew the bengali kid thread would to the trick I’m trying out a new homeopathic eknee (Acne) cure from Pakistan. Seems to be working so far…fingers crossed i’ll be sparkling for our big day
HKP. Wow. The lawyer and the philosopher. I reckon we got two World cups our way
PS: Why you both creating a ruckus over a bat? Leave it be.
HKP, Who said anything about Lawyer Imrans bat being straight? It looks a little dinga to me ...
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Sobi I’d love to play dinga*bats* with you some other time, right now I’m preoccupied with writing Imran Khan ( the cricketer) an e-mail at the moment letting him know about the plight of the kids with big noses.
Looks like Comic Relief heard my cries of anguish for my Afro-Caribbean bredrin … they’ve started making noses that have a piece of string attached to them to save 'em from falling off. And they never bothered contacting me for a share of their profits, stingy gits.
The trick is to Vaseline the edges, works wonders.
My friend's six year old son has bought 5 red noses this year cuz he keeps losing them ... far cry from when my friend and I were that age. I remember comic relief 20 years ago, when our (Pakistani) mums used to cut out the circle bit from egg boxes, paint them with red nail polish and sew a rubber band through them to make them stick. I don't quite think me mam understood the true essence of comic relief, bless her. Mind you, Konnie and the rest of the Blue Peter team could learn a thing or two off her.
Yo Sadi, When is comic releif on this year? Have I missed it already? Sadly, I am currently out of the UK on an overseas assignment for Her Majesty's Secret Service, so won't get to see it. :-(
I knew the bengali kid thread would to the trick 
I’m trying out a new homeopathic eknee (Acne) cure from Pakistan. Seems to be working so far…fingers crossed i’ll be sparkling for our big day 