Re: UK Church Offers Apology for Iraq War - About time too!
I just got off the phone with Vice President Cheney. I've been talking to him about how upset the democratic nation of Pakistan is with the way we treated the native american indians 2 and 3 centuries ago.
They both agreed that something must be done.
So on behalf of the US I have been authorized to say the following.
Dear Native American Indians,
We are sorry.
Sincerely,
The United States of America