U.S.A

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  1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
  2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
  3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
  5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
  6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
  8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
  10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
  11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)
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Only In america...do we need a canadian to tell us all that :p

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:omg: :omg:

Katti hogayi hai =(
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Only in america....the arrogance talks :p

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what talks in canada..complexes? ;)

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^ Yao rite! the low income housing complexes, funded by the feds, lived by socially assisted parasites...

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I reckon when the following phrase was coined ….

“You can take a Pakistani out of Pakistan but you can take Pakistan out of a Pakistani”

The author had you in mind…..(* Tana marna zaroori hai*)

You sarcastic, old confused BBCD….:slight_smile:

BRIDAL PICS.
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BTW: USA IS LIKE A 100 times better than UK , hand down...

The New Hijab
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yup that sounds like canada

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**Beer is available in gas stations..Wow.

12 cans for 7.99 is quite cheap …..**

I choked on my orange juice this morning when I got to this point.

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I have one to add:

Only in America can a desi fob get easy action by going to a Pilates class. The term "action" is cultural specific in the previous claim.

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was it cause you are paying more?

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:rotfl: No! Beer smells bad.

I just thought Pakora was some good holier-than-thou muslim kid.

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U S A stands for the united states of Arabs.

aaj ki dawat
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you wish:o

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  • As I dont want to hurt PCG’s feelings I have >>>edited<<< what I wrote*
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young fried dumpling fellow

what are you talking about ...Im most certainly am not a BBCD or other acronym you would care to mention

furthmore Boyo, the pakistani out of pakistan blah dee blah couldnt have been coined for me at all

I refuse to believe anything you say:D

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I feel bad for Canada…it’s like they’re just so lonely. :frowning:

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Wise choice.

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^^ha hah :chusni: