What is it like?
Re: Typical desi husband's life
Ask your husband :p
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^he's busy.
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Lol, nice.
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horrible. oppressed by biwi, MIL, DIL, PIL, LIL, CIL, WIL etc.
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Typical husbands probably spend most of their time at home manaaying their mothes and wives. Horrible fate.
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It depends on many factors , location , age, kids , second job , ages of kids , education level , strength of family bond etc etc , there is no universal answer.
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Sigh. Like every other day, his day starts with his wife making him a paratha doused in desi ghee, to make sure he dies young
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:k: good one.
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Why does it matter?
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Sigh. Like every other day, his day starts with his wife making him a paratha doused in desi ghee, to make sure he dies young
Ahhh, but what a way to go!
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Ahhh, but what a way to go!
At least he will die happy. No ?
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I think desi married men have it really hard. First they have to go out of the comfort of home to making a good living for the family and when they come home hoping to relax, they are bombarded with sass-bahu tamashez 
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Let me clarify for the sake of all:
08:00 - Wake up. Realize your wife is still pissed about something a week ago. She of course doesn't give you the common curtesy to tell you what she is pissed about. Groan. Accept its gonna be one of those days. Decide mentally to buy some flowers or something to make her happy.
08:30 - You are ready to go and the breakfast is just being made. You are late but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore. You should be grateful she is making you breakfast even though you will be late.
09:30 - Arrive at work late. Your boss chews you out. You shrug it off you have the behemoth to deal with when you get back home.
09:45 - 12:30 - Back to back meetings. Standard work and standard work drama. Not a biggie easy to deal with.
12:30 -13:30 - Lunch. You get asked by a bunch of friends to have lunch. That woman your wife does not like is there as well. You make a calculated decision. I have a quick lunch with the colleagues and then go buy something for her. You lose track of time. Its a welcome break from the hectic work environment and you don't buy the gift of appeasement.
13:45 - You realize you forgot to by the gift. You tie a string around your finger to remind you.
14:00 - 17:30 - More work. Standard stuff. You are tired and exhausted and make a note mentally to buy the offering to the gods for forgiveness.
17:50 - You realize you forgot the gift again. Screech to a halt and look for a damn shop. Get something you think she will like.
18:30 - You are home late and she is angry yet again. She questions you like those US marines in Bagram. Why are you late? Who were you with? Were you out with some women? You get that look.
18:31 - You offer the gift of submission.
18:32 - She looks at it sighs and just walks away.
18:33 - The goddess is not pleased. You scuttle away to play with the kids. At least you know they care for you.
19:30 - Dinner. She places something on the table you eat. She is frosty you act like nothing happened and attempt to make a conversation in front of the kids and try to get the wifey to smile.
19:35 - You fail miserably.
20:30 - Kids are asleep. Finally time for some R&R and chillaxing.
20:35 - She says "we need to talk". That usually means she wants to tell you what you did wrong and demands you make up for it.
21:45 - The ordeal is over. You lose ground like Poland did during the blitzkreg.
22:00 - You accept being wrong and apologise. You are still not sure what you did wrong. You actually don't understand why she is upset at all.
22:30 - Sleep. Back to work and it will still take her 2 or 3 days to get back to normal.
23:15 - You are dreaming of being interrogated at GITMO and notice how nice it is when you are jarred awake from you sleep because she wants to "talk" again.
23:30 - You have faked being asleep for 15 minutes. It doesn't work. You just give up and get up and ask what is wrong.
01:30 - You fall asleep exhausted again not knowing that the **** is being discussed. You pray to Allah to let this torture end.
Next day: SSDD.
sigh
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^LOL!!! 
He forgets his wife’s b’day every single year without fail :pcg:
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Let me clarify for the sake of all:
08:00 - Wake up. Realize your wife is still pissed about something a week ago. She of course doesn't give you the common curtesy to tell you what she is pissed about. Groan. Accept its gonna be one of those days. Decide mentally to buy some flowers or something to make her happy. 08:30 - You are ready to go and the breakfast is just being made. You are late but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore. You should be grateful she is making you breakfast even though you will be late. 09:30 - Arrive at work late. Your boss chews you out. You shrug it off you have the behemoth to deal with when you get back home. 09:45 - 12:30 - Back to back meetings. Standard work and standard work drama. Not a biggie easy to deal with. 12:30 -13:30 - Lunch. You get asked by a bunch of friends to have lunch. That woman your wife does not like is there as well. You make a calculated decision. I have a quick lunch with the colleagues and then go buy something for her. You lose track of time. Its a welcome break from the hectic work environment and you don't buy the gift of appeasement. 13:45 - You realize you forgot to by the gift. You tie a string around your finger to remind you. 14:00 - 17:30 - More work. Standard stuff. You are tired and exhausted and make a note mentally to buy the offering to the gods for forgiveness. 17:50 - You realize you forgot the gift again. Screech to a halt and look for a damn shop. Get something you think she will like. 18:30 - You are home late and she is angry yet again. She questions you like those US marines in Bagram. Why are you late? Who were you with? Were you out with some women? You get that look. 18:31 - You offer the gift of submission. 18:32 - She looks at it sighs and just walks away. 18:33 - The goddess is not pleased. You scuttle away to play with the kids. At least you know they care for you. 19:30 - Dinner. She places something on the table you eat. She is frosty you act like nothing happened and attempt to make a conversation in front of the kids and try to get the wifey to smile. 19:35 - You fail miserably. 20:30 - Kids are asleep. Finally time for some R&R and chillaxing. 20:35 - She says "we need to talk". That usually means she wants to tell you what you did wrong and demands you make up for it. 21:45 - The ordeal is over. You lose ground like Poland did during the blitzkreg. 22:00 - You accept being wrong and apologise. You are still not sure what you did wrong. You actually don't understand why she is upset at all. 22:30 - Sleep. Back to work and it will still take her 2 or 3 days to get back to normal. 23:15 - You are dreaming of being interrogated at GITMO and notice how nice it is when you are jarred awake from you sleep because she wants to "talk" again. 23:30 - You have faked being asleep for 15 minutes. It doesn't work. You just give up and get up and ask what is wrong. 01:30 - You fall asleep exhausted again not knowing that the **** is being discussed. You pray to Allah to let this torture end.
Next day: SSDD.
sigh
I didn't get any sleep last night and reading this post gave me the feeling I usually get after eating lots of chocolate at midnight, I can't stop laughing and getting dizzy.
OMG I can read this again and again and again and I still would not feel pissed. Amazing.
Re: Typical desi husband's life
Let me clarify for the sake of all:
08:00 - Wake up. Realize your wife is still pissed about something a week ago. She of course doesn't give you the common curtesy to tell you what she is pissed about. Groan. Accept its gonna be one of those days. Decide mentally to buy some flowers or something to make her happy. 08:30 - You are ready to go and the breakfast is just being made. You are late but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore. You should be grateful she is making you breakfast even though you will be late. 09:30 - Arrive at work late. Your boss chews you out. You shrug it off you have the behemoth to deal with when you get back home. 09:45 - 12:30 - Back to back meetings. Standard work and standard work drama. Not a biggie easy to deal with. 12:30 -13:30 - Lunch. You get asked by a bunch of friends to have lunch. That woman your wife does not like is there as well. You make a calculated decision. I have a quick lunch with the colleagues and then go buy something for her. You lose track of time. Its a welcome break from the hectic work environment and you don't buy the gift of appeasement. 13:45 - You realize you forgot to by the gift. You tie a string around your finger to remind you. 14:00 - 17:30 - More work. Standard stuff. You are tired and exhausted and make a note mentally to buy the offering to the gods for forgiveness. 17:50 - You realize you forgot the gift again. Screech to a halt and look for a damn shop. Get something you think she will like. 18:30 - You are home late and she is angry yet again. She questions you like those US marines in Bagram. Why are you late? Who were you with? Were you out with some women? You get that look. 18:31 - You offer the gift of submission. 18:32 - She looks at it sighs and just walks away. 18:33 - The goddess is not pleased. You scuttle away to play with the kids. At least you know they care for you. 19:30 - Dinner. She places something on the table you eat. She is frosty you act like nothing happened and attempt to make a conversation in front of the kids and try to get the wifey to smile. 19:35 - You fail miserably. 20:30 - Kids are asleep. Finally time for some R&R and chillaxing. 20:35 - She says "we need to talk". That usually means she wants to tell you what you did wrong and demands you make up for it. 21:45 - The ordeal is over. You lose ground like Poland did during the blitzkreg. 22:00 - You accept being wrong and apologise. You are still not sure what you did wrong. You actually don't understand why she is upset at all. 22:30 - Sleep. Back to work and it will still take her 2 or 3 days to get back to normal. 23:15 - You are dreaming of being interrogated at GITMO and notice how nice it is when you are jarred awake from you sleep because she wants to "talk" again. 23:30 - You have faked being asleep for 15 minutes. It doesn't work. You just give up and get up and ask what is wrong. 01:30 - You fall asleep exhausted again not knowing that the **** is being discussed. You pray to Allah to let this torture end.
Next day: SSDD.
sigh
HI-FLIPPING-LARIOUS!!! :P:P:P
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^he's busy.
this is the answer of your question. Typical desi husdand's life --- busy
Why does it matter?
True that. why does desi husband matter anyway? :(
At least he will die happy. No ?
only if she knows how to make good Parathas :)
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sleep, work eat? 