Typical desi husband's life

_H_NK · October 5, 2011, 2:01pm

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partyslims · October 5, 2011, 2:44pm

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CM:

Let me clarify for the sake of all:

08:00 - Wake up. Realize your wife is still pissed about something a week ago. She of course doesn’t give you the common curtesy to tell you what she is pissed about. Groan. Accept its gonna be one of those days. Decide mentally to buy some flowers or something to make her happy.
08:30 - You are ready to go and the breakfast is just being made. You are late but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore. You should be grateful she is making you breakfast even though you will be late.
09:30 - Arrive at work late. Your boss chews you out. You shrug it off you have the behemoth to deal with when you get back home.
09:45 - 12:30 - Back to back meetings. Standard work and standard work drama. Not a biggie easy to deal with.
12:30 -13:30 - Lunch. You get asked by a bunch of friends to have lunch. That woman your wife does not like is there as well. You make a calculated decision. I have a quick lunch with the colleagues and then go buy something for her. You lose track of time. Its a welcome break from the hectic work environment and you don’t buy the gift of appeasement.
13:45 - You realize you forgot to by the gift. You tie a string around your finger to remind you.
14:00 - 17:30 - More work. Standard stuff. You are tired and exhausted and make a note mentally to buy the offering to the gods for forgiveness.
17:50 - You realize you forgot the gift again. Screech to a halt and look for a damn shop. Get something you think she will like.
18:30 - You are home late and she is angry yet again. She questions you like those US marines in Bagram. Why are you late? Who were you with? Were you out with some women? You get that look.
18:31 - You offer the gift of submission.
18:32 - She looks at it sighs and just walks away.
18:33 - The goddess is not pleased. You scuttle away to play with the kids. At least you know they care for you.
19:30 - Dinner. She places something on the table you eat. She is frosty you act like nothing happened and attempt to make a conversation in front of the kids and try to get the wifey to smile.
19:35 - You fail miserably.
20:30 - Kids are asleep. Finally time for some R&R and chillaxing.
20:35 - She says “we need to talk”. That usually means she wants to tell you what you did wrong and demands you make up for it.
21:45 - The ordeal is over. You lose ground like Poland did during the blitzkreg.
22:00 - You accept being wrong and apologise. You are still not sure what you did wrong. You actually don’t understand why she is upset at all.
22:30 - Sleep. Back to work and it will still take her 2 or 3 days to get back to normal.
23:15 - You are dreaming of being interrogated at GITMO and notice how nice it is when you are jarred awake from you sleep because she wants to “talk” again.
23:30 - You have faked being asleep for 15 minutes. It doesn’t work. You just give up and get up and ask what is wrong.
01:30 - You fall asleep exhausted again not knowing that the **** is being discussed. You pray to Allah to let this torture end.

Next day: SSDD.

sigh

LMAO! Genius!

Gujjar999 · October 9, 2011, 11:44pm

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sweetpip · October 9, 2011, 11:51pm

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CM:

Let me clarify for the sake of all:

08:00 - Wake up. Realize your wife is still pissed about something a week ago. She of course doesn’t give you the common curtesy to tell you what she is pissed about. Groan. Accept its gonna be one of those days. Decide mentally to buy some flowers or something to make her happy.
08:30 - You are ready to go and the breakfast is just being made. You are late but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore. You should be grateful she is making you breakfast even though you will be late.
09:30 - Arrive at work late. Your boss chews you out. You shrug it off you have the behemoth to deal with when you get back home.
09:45 - 12:30 - Back to back meetings. Standard work and standard work drama. Not a biggie easy to deal with.
12:30 -13:30 - Lunch. You get asked by a bunch of friends to have lunch. That woman your wife does not like is there as well. You make a calculated decision. I have a quick lunch with the colleagues and then go buy something for her. You lose track of time. Its a welcome break from the hectic work environment and you don’t buy the gift of appeasement.
13:45 - You realize you forgot to by the gift. You tie a string around your finger to remind you.
14:00 - 17:30 - More work. Standard stuff. You are tired and exhausted and make a note mentally to buy the offering to the gods for forgiveness.
17:50 - You realize you forgot the gift again. Screech to a halt and look for a damn shop. Get something you think she will like.
18:30 - You are home late and she is angry yet again. She questions you like those US marines in Bagram. Why are you late? Who were you with? Were you out with some women? You get that look.
18:31 - You offer the gift of submission.
18:32 - She looks at it sighs and just walks away.
18:33 - The goddess is not pleased. You scuttle away to play with the kids. At least you know they care for you.
19:30 - Dinner. She places something on the table you eat. She is frosty you act like nothing happened and attempt to make a conversation in front of the kids and try to get the wifey to smile.
19:35 - You fail miserably.
20:30 - Kids are asleep. Finally time for some R&R and chillaxing.
20:35 - She says “we need to talk”. That usually means she wants to tell you what you did wrong and demands you make up for it.
21:45 - The ordeal is over. You lose ground like Poland did during the blitzkreg.
22:00 - You accept being wrong and apologise. You are still not sure what you did wrong. You actually don’t understand why she is upset at all.
22:30 - Sleep. Back to work and it will still take her 2 or 3 days to get back to normal.
23:15 - You are dreaming of being interrogated at GITMO and notice how nice it is when you are jarred awake from you sleep because she wants to “talk” again.
23:30 - You have faked being asleep for 15 minutes. It doesn’t work. You just give up and get up and ask what is wrong.
01:30 - You fall asleep exhausted again not knowing that the **** is being discussed. You pray to Allah to let this torture end.

Next day: SSDD.

sigh

Brilliant…gave me a laugh that I so badly needed, thnxs

nadeemnirvana · October 9, 2011, 11:52pm

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lol ok that is a refreshing take on married life. its very well written and and enjoyable read. im not saying i agree with it tho.

Gujjar999 · October 10, 2011, 12:48am

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yea same here.. i think its written out of hatred and its an exaggeration but some stories in the men and women’s section are funny

Jafri · October 10, 2011, 1:25am

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M_was_here · October 10, 2011, 2:03am

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LOL, CM! I actually burst out laughing at “but you realize if you say anything you will just piss off the beast anymore”. LOL