Typical Daant from elders ..

[Chicken_Biryani]

Today at the mosque, a lady screamed at her kid : thair jaa mai teri tikka boti kerti hoo !
I laughed so hard, it reminded me of the awkward daant dialogues from my elders .. Some typical ones are :

• Ulta latka doonga
• sir kaano kai beech ker donga

Share the epic daant dialogues you got from your elders..

[aaliyahkhan1]

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^sir tho kaano ke beech mein hi hai na?

[KKF]

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you won't believe that but my Dad never scolded me...i don't remember my mom scolding me either...i was 9 when my mom passed away and 15 when my Dad left this world. my Bhabhi sometimes did scold me when i was young...but that was quite mild, like...tum kab samjhoge? kia huaa tumkhaarii 'aql ko? kiuN apnii museebat bulaa rahe ho?

[Chicken_Biryani]

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^sir tho kaano ke beech mein hi hai na?

I know that now, but as a kid, I was scared heck out the thought that dad could move my head and my ears around :(

[Chicken_Biryani]

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@Khalil KhaaN FaaKhta

you won’t believe that but my Dad never scolded me…i don’t remember my mom scolding me either…i was 9 when my mom passed away and 15 when my Dad left this world. my Bhabhi sometimes did scold me when i was young…but that was quite mild, like…tum kab samjhoge? kia huaa tumkhaarii 'aql ko? kiuN apnii museebat bulaa rahe ho?

I am sorry to hear that you underwent such an immense loss at such a young age , KKF .. may Allah SWA bless them both with the highest darajahs in Jannah

[WendyDarling]

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My mom used this line all the time "Mai tumhara keema banadoongi" :D

[Chicken_Biryani]

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lol Wendy , thats a scary one ..

My dadajee used to give me something similar , like " if this happens again, I am gonna turn you into peanut butter" .. I would just imagine how peanuts gets crushed and that was scary enough thought for me !

[Chicken_Biryani]

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ohh and another epic one .. Dad used to say in Punjabi something like " khalri udair donga" .. My sister and I couldnt understand the word Khalri , at that time nor could we pronounce it, so we would say it as “khadri” .. and I can still vividly remember my sister would come to me and say , quick, hide, dad’s coming to udair your khadri

[aaliyahkhan1]

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@Chicken_Biryani

I know that now, but as a kid, I was scared heck out the thought that dad could move my head and my ears around

mine was (my uncles), that they would carry me by my ears…and they actually did it as well :pcg:

[Chicken_Biryani]

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^ eeee .. thats so painfully horrible

[aaliyahkhan1]

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@Chicken_Biryani

^ eeee .. thats so painfully horrible

yeaaa…but then they would get daant from my naani and my mom both

[polished_gems]

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you won't believe that but my Dad never scolded me...i don't remember my mom scolding me either...i was 9 when my mom passed away and 15 when my Dad left this world. my Bhabhi sometimes did scold me when i was young...but that was quite mild, like...tum kab samjhoge? kia huaa tumkhaarii 'aql ko? kiuN apnii museebat bulaa rahe ho?

very sad to know, may Allah grant your parents jannah, and grant you a multitude of blessings for all your hardships.

[Huma_1]

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Oh I've plenty but I'll share one for now as I'm in a hurry - "Tu ther ja mein teri haddiyon ka surma banati hun" - Mama recalls that the first time she said this to me, I was intrigued, not scared. I went up to her after a while and asked "Mama apne to meri haddiyon ka surma banana tha?"

[Gaia]

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"OHH gadhayy, kuch tou teek ker liyah ker"- Said the lovely mother.

[CEO1]

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Ahh...the good ol quotes as I call them!

[skmch]

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'dafa ho .. maghroan lathho .. khasmaa'n nu khao'

[Falak_Ali]

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Childhood "Wait until your dad gets home" (I would just start crying when dad came home, so I wouldn't get yelled at.)
Teenage/adulthood "Wait until you get married and have to deal with a saas" (She doesn't know I already read all the saas threads on life1, I am prepared to deal with saas)

[KKF]

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@Chicken_Biryani

I am sorry to hear that you underwent such an immense loss at such a young age , KKF .. may Allah SWA bless them both with the highest darajahs in Jannah

aameen, summaa aameen. thank you so much for your kind words which mean a lot to me. at the time of my mom’s death, my two younger sisters were very young, the youngest was only 1 year old…i remember putting her in my lap and feeding her with the bottle and take care of her. i learned a lot about how to take care of babies/kids as a result of that.

@Chicken_Biryani

ohh and another epic one .. Dad used to say in Punjabi something like " khalri udair donga" .. My sister and I couldnt understand the word Khalri , at that time nor could we pronounce it, so we would say it as “khadri” .. and I can still vividly remember my sister would come to me and say , quick, hide, dad’s coming to udair your khadri

aaaaaawwwwwww…this is NOT Punjabi, it’s Urdu…it’s actually “khalrii (khaal=skin) udheR [take off, utaarnaa, silaai udheRnaa mean undoing the stitches) duuNgaa” … meaning: i’l skin you! hehe…i knew it was a fun expression!

@polished_gems

very sad to know, may Allah grant your parents jannah, and grant you a multitude of blessings for all your hardships.

aameen to your du’aa and thank you for your kind words. it was difficult as you suggested to deal with taking care of siblings younger than me. Allah kaa shukr hai k i had an angel like Bhabhi who took care of us in every conceivable way!

[thanks, Bhabhi Jaan! :)]

[Southie]

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Favorite daant - idiot, told you to buy low, sell high.

[Kinzz]

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Haay thaii