Okay here is mine.
I was studying in Rome and had classes 3 days a week. Myself and two other buddies decided to go to interlaken, switzerland for the weekend and get some extreme sports out of the way.
So we got on the sleeper train, there was room for four in our cabin but we did not get another passenger so we were just chilling..Mike decided that the night train's ride was entirely too long and that the best way to pass the time was to get drunk and pass out and proceeded to produce various bottles from his backpack..in no time the bottles were opened mixed and mostly consumed...matt and mike were buzzing..then we all zoned out. Here is where it gets interesting..I have a british passport, Mike an american and Matt had an Indian passport but was a greencard holder...
so at some odd hour in the middle of the night there was a loud knock at the door and it was immigration guards with dogs pointing bright flashlights in our faces. It took us a few minutes to regain some senses and realize that basically they wanted to see our passports. We handed them the passports which they took along with the stack of other passports that they had collected. We proceeded to return to zoning out and passing out, but that was disturbed by another series of loud knocks at the door. They gave 2 passports back..I needed no visa, same was with the case with Mike, they insisted that Matt produce a visa..these guards spoke barely any english, we spoke barely any german, and everyone involved spoke barely any italian.
This is how the conversation went
Guard- Visa
Matt- Italy (trying to say that he had a visa to Italy and thus he could move around freely in europe)
Guard- Visa (probably thinking..dude i know this is italy but you are trying to get into my country)..points to the passport again.
Matt Italy!! (getting irate that the guard is so dense that he cant find the italian visa)
Guard: Visa (probably saying..dude i dunno why u keep saying italy but i just want to see your visa nd then go and chill with my other pals)
Matt: Italy Italy (getting more desperate..the fact that he was drunk probably added to teh situation)
Kami and Mike: (look at each other, look at matt, look at the guard..and repeat.).
Guard: Switzerland Visa
Matt: Italy Italy EU
Guard: Switzerland no EU, you come
So Matt started to walk out of the cabin but the guy stopped him and pointed to bags in the room..."luggage"
so they took him and his bags..mike and i follow and see that he is surrounded by swiss guards in the back of the car..Matt says.."dunn worry guys, I am going to go to Milan, get the Visa and meet u guys in Interlaken tomorrow afternoon, I will find you at Balmers)..train makes and unscheduled stop at some small station..Mike and I hurry and get our bags, but were told we could not disembark there..
We head back to our sleeper..sitting on the benches and looking at one another..there is silence for some time as we try to make sense of what all had happened..Mike then says in a deadpan tone "and then there were two" ..we both stare at each other and then burst out laughing at the strange events that had just transpired.
Mike picks a bottle and takes a big swig..I light a cigarette and peek out of the window as the train pulled away, Matt was standing at the platform giving the guards a finger.
This was just the start of this great trip..more later