Tourist in Indonesia

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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I came up with this joke myself this morning :smooth:

An American tourist is in the capital of Indonesia in a taxi. He’s abroad for the first time ever and is looking around in amazement and horror at how busy it is. He complains to the taxi driver. “There’s so much traffic and pollution here - this is madness!”

The taxi driver replies…

“Madness? This… is… JAKARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

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Re: Tourist in Indonesia

:biggthumb

I think a better version would have been:

An American tourist is in the Pakistani north-western area in a taxi. He's abroad for the first time ever and is looking around in amazement and horror at all the fighting going on there. He complains to the taxi driver. "There is so much fighting going on here. This is madness!"

The taxi driver replies....

"Madness? This... is.... FATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

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Oh boy, that's good!! I just tweaked it further so you get:

An American tourist is in the Pakistani north-western area in a taxi. He's abroad for the first time ever and is looking around in amazement and horror at all the fighting going on there. He complains to the taxi driver. "Everyone's shooting and bombing each other!!!! This is madness!"

The taxi driver replies....

"Madness? This... is.... FATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" then pulls out a gun and shoots the tourist.

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:hehe: :k:

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good ones :omg:

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umm this is the jokes forum…not the lame people dancing in the politics forum :vivo:

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American tourist in FATA :yummy:

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:omg::rotfl:Tweaked? loooool more like overclocked and perfectly! looooooooolll

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:D

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:D