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itni bari dhamki …hmm ok no use of that word :-p ab khush ? lao khilao Haleem iss khushi k moqay par hula

let me save that and I will show that to your Bhai hehe

haan ji, Jannat aj kal bari sunsaan hay… wahan Bawarchi Farishtay beecharay Katron main Biryani banatay hain, koi Khanay waala hi nai hay na to main nay socha k q na unn ko Haleem Daigh main bananay ka moqa doon, bass yehi soch kar … warna to Jannum main yeh bari bari daigain pakti hain sab k liay :-p

wanna Join Jannat ?

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ji nahi..aap ne bola hai aap hi batayein gay..:bailan:..jaldi bolein ab…kia hota hia yeh rehab vehab,.,..:mad:

OHHHHHHH kaun hai yeh PARI :hoonh:..hamare ilawa koi aur pari vari nahi hai..haan churail zaroor ho sakti hai..:halo:..

ps: hamare jane ka samay howa chahta hai…jaldi jaldi dasso…:bailan:..

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hahahahaha naheen batata :stuck_out_tongue:

hai koe..aor tum aprii naheen han hu sakta hai kissi pari wari nai rehm kha kur kabhi baat waat kur le hu jab se khudh ko bhi pari samajhnai lage ho .. :halo:

PS: humarai janai ka samai bhi huwa he chahta hai .. aaj cooking kurna ho ge phir se mujhai .. :bummer:

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shabash..:snooty:..good decision..dekha sohbat ka asar bluish..n abhi tuk haleem ka peecha nahi chora aap ne…Allah rey…n khushi aap ko honi chaye k hum ne maaf kar diya hia…:snooty:..is liye haleem nahi biryani batni chaye..coz hameyw oh pasand hai blush

bhai ko batane ki zaroroat nahi pade gi aap ko..hum pehle hi bata chuyke hain..n waise bhi woh hamare jalvon se waqif hai..blush..woh bhi kafi kuch bhuguta rehta haui…

aap pata nahi kaidi jannat mein jane ki batein kar rahe ho…nahi ji hum tu nahi join karte aap ki janant..hum apni jannat mein jayein gay..blush..

ps:..jane ka samay howa chahta hai…next post mein Allah hafiz hoga…tayayr rahing…rotato..

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achaa baba nai kehta bass , kaan pakroon ? ( lao apnay kaan qareeb)

hmm… kiss nay parhaya sabaq ??? zindagi nay aur kon parhayga…:frowning:

hyy main mar jaoon kursi say chalaang laga kar… yeh ada aur yeh masoomiat ap ki… sadqay chala jaoon kia ? …

waisay yeh haal kia sab ka hi hay ? :S

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BATA DEIN ARAM SE :mad3::bailan:..kia cheez hai yeh rehab :@:@..

baat kar k rehm hum karte hain dosron per…:snooty:…n acha acha ab smajh aa reili hai k kis churaili ko pari ka khitab diya ja raha hia…:halo:..badi vadi ghalat fehmi howi hai bade miyan aap ko..WOh n Pari..chiii nevaa…

ps:..achi baat hai..aap per tu dunya jahan k atya char hone chaye..karo cooking kamo kaka :bailan:..waise kia bana rahey hain :snooty:..

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:slight_smile: bas kabhi gharoor naheen kia…
han lagta hai ye sabh ka he haal hai .. its a common shopping habbit among the mothers, I guess.

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mere kan kyun pakdein gay..pakadne hain tu apne pakdein :bailan:..
oh hooo zindagi ne sabaq padhaya…wah rey kia dialogue mara hai…tu koi teacher veacher nahi mili sabaq padhane ko..:p…

n yeh jo kamo kaka ko kaha hai aap ne…kabkarein gay yeh??? mein kursi doon??? :teary1:

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yeh lo itni bari khushi di aur silay main Haleem bhi nai :frowning: had hay … agar koi mujkh say maangta to Haleem ka poora Truck day daita …:-p lekin tehray na Kanjoos logs… and Haleem and Me are forever… yeh to Jannat main bhi mangooonga sabs ay hehe

beecharay bhai ko meri taraf say 2 bol piaar k kehna… waisay wo bhi bara jannati hongay…q K ap ko jo bhaugat’tay hongay 24 hours :-p

chalain jain… ham bhi chalay… wo to ap ko daikha to socha k chalao ji kuch puranay budhay jama hain to do chaar batain karlain…warna to yahan dil hi nai chahta kisi say baat karnay ko… khair kabhi kabhaar ajaaya karain…hamamri unglion ki practice hojati hay :-p

achaa ji sab ko Salam meri taraf say bhi, Allah hafiz
Ata…

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hehehehe Rehabs mai na wo ju log hotai hain na jin ko addiction hote hai na.. unka Ilaaj hota hai .. :stuck_out_tongue:

aik tu tum aor tumhare ghalat fehmian .. :smack2:

PS: Plan tu karahebanaia ka hai… dekho result kia nikalta hai pakanai kai baad.. jis kai jaisai taste nikla wo he banaya hai ye kahoon ga .. :hehe:

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ji woh kia ha na ..k hum deine wali cheezein deytey hain..ab haleem ka business hamara nahi hai .. :halo:..woh aap ko hi mubarak ho..halo..
n bhai ko pyar k 2 bol??? bhai ko kyun bolon..hahaha…bolon gi tu kissi aur ko bolon gi..per choro aap nahi samajhein gay..ab samajhne wali umer se nikal chuke hain aap..ye aur baat hai k us umer mein bhi nahi samajh sakte they aap..:halo:..

n waise btw 1 baat tu bataye nahi actually 2 batein..pehli baat tu yeh k yeh itneeee formal kis chakakr mein ho rahey hain aap…:hoonh:…mujhe yeh formalities nahi pasand..n na hi koi formal hota howa pasand hai..tu aap jo they wohi rahein..waise bhi sharafat suit nahi karti aap per..:halo:..
n dosri baat yeh k kyun kam kyun kar diya ana..itna rehm kaise??:stuck_out_tongue:

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Adaab Adaab gardan oonchi karing zabardast die-log tha na killer :-p
teacher veacher ‘mili’ thi na tabhi to sabaq yaad howa :-p

and … haan lao do apni ‘kursi’ lekin … uss chunni munni kursi say to main kia anda bhi gir ka nai phootayga :s … koi bari kursi nai hay ghar main ? :-p

acha tc, Allah hafiz :-p

Kami,
LOL haan na sahi kaha, arz kia hay :

Hazaron larkian aisi kay har larki par damm niklay
Magar hamain jo pasand aayay wo kambakhat ghar say hi kam niklay :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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BolnaY waali machine is back :eek:

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lols… ghar se na niklai tu txt kur du :halo:

urz kiya he…
hai apna dil tu awara.. najainai kis kis pe aaye ga.. :frowning:

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hahaha ohhhhh…haan zahir hai aap ko tu pata hi hoga..ho kar jo ayein hain wahan se..:halo:..ho kar kia reh kar aye hain..halo

ghalat fehmiyan??? MERIII??? acha acha acha..ji ji … :halo:…

karahi?? kaida? chickenn???paknai k baad jo bhi result aye..khana tu aap ne hai..tu sano ki..phir admit ho jayein gay udher…:p..

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correction:- Birmingham terror alert is back :stuck_out_tongue:

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nahi itna bhi koi zabardast nahi tha ab ..:halo:..gardan wapis neechey kar lein…halo..logon ko tu Allah mauqa dey udne ka..

nahi humare ghur mein atma hatya kam hi hoti hai…kissi ne karni ho tu hame agay kar diya jata hia..tu kursi ki kam hi zarorat padti hai…:halo:..

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han patta chala tha kai KISSI ke tabyat shabyat kharan the kuch din se… aor kuch atta patta bhi naheen tha USKA… soocha ja kur rehabs mai he daikh loun.. :bummer:

PS: han chicken… mujhai he pakana hai aor mujhai he khana hai :frowning:

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q ? aap ka kia cholay chaat ka business hay ? waisay yeh bhi bura nai hay… I like that too …aoww ab moonh main pani araha hay, koi bana do cholay chaat :=-(

samjhdaari ki batain karoonga to smajhaingi kaisay aap ? kabhi socha hay yeh ? hellow

and bhai.. smack… pata nai wo bechara kon hoga :-p … I really am worried for his ears :s…
hehe [email=“[email protected]”][email protected] :smiley:
haan wiasay yeh baat sahi ki hay… lekin in reality to main masoom and shareef bachaa hi hoon… kia karain yeh dunnia aik theater jo hay… bass jaisa dais tay waisa bhais :-p

abhi tak gaeen nai ? hellow

kam is sliay kardia… k… koi hay hi nai ab…