Top 10 reasons why Muslim men dont keep beards

Salaams all

An article from mpacuk.org, a response to my article by a brother called Fraction man i just copied and pasted his article, enjoy, i hope some people are happy now, we have equality at last. lolz

OK, following on from Showkat’s post about excuses by women who don’t wear the Hijab here is a list of top ten reasons why Muslim men don’t keep beards.

Not judging anyone, just posting for info, tell me what I’ve missed.

IN ORDER:

  1. Still finding the right style - There are so many different types of beards, and I’m still looking for the one that will depict my personality and my love for the deen the best.

  2. I’m too young - Beards are for old fogies. I’m young and want to enjoy my time. I’ll keep a beard when i’m slightly older.

  3. It doesn’t suit me. - I have a round face and if I keep a beard it will make me look like a clown

  4. Takes too much time to maintain a beard - Shaving only takes 10 seconds. swish, swosh, wash. Beards take too much time to maintain, trim here, trim there, make sure it doesn’t grow up to my eyes, and then comb it all the time

  5. People with beards are backwards - Muslims who keep beards burp during prayer, do this, do that. In general they have attrocious manners and I don’t want to be associated with them in anyway

  6. Its not Fardh to keep a beard - Its Wajib/Sunnah/Nafl (delete as appropriate to your madhab) not Fardh. So basically there is choice and I choose not to keep a beard. Period

  7. My wife/fiancee doesn’t like it - She just doesn’t like it. Women!! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them

  8. Judge not by appearance - Keeping a beard doesn’t make me a good Muslim. Iman is in the heart and I don’t need to prove my Iman to anyone. I’m improving my inner self first.

  9. Now is not the right time - I’m waiting to get a promotion. I’m waiting for a job interview. I have to meet a few very important clients. Basically delaying till you have gone past a career milestone.

  10. People will mistake me for a terrorist - The idea here being that the brother will get stick for keeping a beard because people will identify him as someone who supports terrorism. If the brother didn’t keep a beard pre 9/11 and keeps one now people will think that he has been spending too much time with radical Muslims.

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You forgot 1 more reason.

I cannot keep beard (not that I want to) even if I want because I work in oil industry and for safety reasons due to presence of Hydogen Sulphide gas which is highly toxic, I may have to wear a breathing apparatus (the mask and the cylinders thing) for escape purpose.

I think same applies for the fighter pilots.

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lol so true…most girls dun like religeous guys esp the beards ones:LB: …quite legitimate excuse dun u think?:barbie:

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**1. People will mistake me for a terrorist **

Although there should be no reasoning and although its just a lame reason, but this is my reason.

May Allah guide me and give me courage to follow the sunnah of Muhammad :saw:

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i think its nice when guys have beards, personally i find guys with beards more attractive. and like Decent said insha allah brothers will start to get to courage to follow sunnah.

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i personally found this to be funny.

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some ppl are soo backwards :rolleyes:

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m,hmhm
this is weird

so leme repeatt...beard is sunnah...a person can choose to do so

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hey i keep a beard, its very very very short, some ppl call it a five o clock shadow, but it is a beard in my book I let it grow for 23 hours and 55 minutes each day. on weekends it gets even longer.

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I let it grow for a week then shave! lol, Allah guide me!

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u shudn't be using Allah's name for a joke.

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:rotfl:

No one is using Allah’s name for a joke. We’re using men’s facial hair as a joke. Can’t really equate Allah with male facial hair, now, can we?

Unless you think your facial hair is so holy. :rolleyes:

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You know, I have to add something. Why don't you guys wear that topi thing that you wear for namaz? I thought that is sunnah also? In fact, some people I've heard say its the equivalent of female hijab, and men really SHOULD do it.

So, like seriously, what's holding you back? Jews wear the yamakha when they're orthodox. What's wrong with you orthodox muslim men?

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according to some it is more that sunnah, it is a wajib ..which means a person is not supposed to leave it...

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mullh logon nay sub ko kaffi arsay say topi pehnai hui hai

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Who told you wearing a topi for namaaz is sunnah? The Prophet never wore a topi. It was an imamah, and he wore it all the time, not just for namaaz. And its sunnah cause there is no set commandment for it either in the Quran or in the Hadith, unlike the Hijab for which there is...hence Hijab is fardh and the Imamah is sunnah.

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I don't have a beard and I don't want to have one.

I'd encourage Mullahs to concentrate on other important aspect of Islam these days rather than chastizing people for not having beard.

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So where exactly is the concept of topi coming from? Also, are there ahadith that you can share regarding the imaamah?

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^^ well it comes from tradition and the fact that Prophet SAW is known through authentic ahadeeth to have his head covered most of the time.
And also if you read Seerah (character) of the prophet SAW he is known to have worn a kufi or topi. But it is not mandatory for Salah.
I asked a Shaikh (Shaiky Muhammad Adly - living in South Carolina - Columbia) who said it was not mandatory to wear it , as to why he himslef wears it...
and he said, it is because it humbles me and people today expect an Imam or shaikh to be wearing one...
He said that there was no evidence in the Sunnah that suggested covering the head when eating or going to the bathroom as being a required ettiquette, like some people believe....

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Yeah! feeling better now:D