today i've REALLY seen it ALL!!!

my two cousins [maamoon’s daughters] who r here visiting from the UK, momani [their mom], my younger brother and i just went to KFC for lunch…

so we are waiting downstairs to give our order when we see a naqabi girl enter the restaurant. my cousins catch a glimpse of her and one of my cousins notices she is even wearing black socks under her burqa so she must be really religious and so they were really impressed and i too was like yeah mashallah good for her

khayr we then forget about her and order our food

yunger brother stays downstairs to bring the food upstairs. cousins, momani and i go up to get seated. and when we go up we are just S.H.O.C.K.E.D!!!

i’m trying to look for empty tables when my cousin nudges me, i look up, and what do i see?

the naqabi girl has her naqab down from her face, is sitting with a pathan dude, on a table for two in the side kinda…the rest, i’ll just say C.E.N.S.O.R.E.D

she saw us coming and quickly put her naqab back on. i was like lets stay away so we dont disturb them but my cousin [is a tafreeh type] took a table right opposite them, she’s like ‘we’re not doing anything wrong they r’. my cousins, coming from UK and all, with the impression that all niqabis must by default be super decent, were totally in shock!!!

khayr, we were having our lunch for a whole hour, naqabi aunty and pathan uncle were sitting there the whole time, infact till after we left. and the stuff they were upto, despite us sitting right there!!! as i said…C.E.N.S.O.R.E.D.

nikabiyaoon kay dil naheen hotay kia...

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Minerva haanji dil hotay hayn bilkul hotay hayn laykin thori sharam bhee honi chahiyay....i mean sitting in a public place and doing all that...specially when u r wearing a niqab...it just looks odd.

In Karachi, even prostitutes wear naqab my dear. Its not alien to anyone.

Ok am I the only one who wants to know the 'censored' part? Come on, it can't be that bad (they WERE in a public place)

They were probably necking like there is no tomorrow. A surreal sight nonetheless.

:hehe:

Shinoo, hmmmm, its was stuff that

  • they won’t show in a Pakistani drama on PTV
  • would show in a bollywood movie
  • not stuff though that is shown in hollywood movies

ABB is k agay mazeed explain karna would be gherMunasib :bummer: so go ahead and make ur own conclusions :o :smiley:

TeKno :smack:

Ok then. This is how I picture it.

Laila: Suno , mera haath choro, log kiya kehengay.

Majnu: Nahee jaan, mein sub ko batana chahta hoom mein tumse kitni mohabbat karta hoon.

Laila: Jaan, mujhay pata hai. I love you.

Majnu: Chalo meray saath, yahan say hum chaltay hain. Kaheen doooooor.

Laila: Jaan, tum ko pata hai meray bhaee kitnay khabees hain, woh mujhay aur tumhain jaan say mardaingay jaan.

Majnu: Mujhay kissi say dar nahee lagta paro. Bus tum meri ho.

Laila: Jaan, dekho mein pagal ho jaoongi. Mujhay neend bhee nahi aati ab toh.

Majnu: Mera bhee yahee haal hai paro. Sirf tum hi tum rehti ho meray khayalon mein.

Laila: Jaan, haath choro. Dekho yeh teen log humain ghoor ghoor kay dekh kar has rahay hain.

Majnu: In kee maa ki...

Laila covers Majnus mouth

Laila: Nahee jaan, aisay nahee kehtay.

Majnu: I love you paro.

Laila: I love you too. tongue tongue

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Oh wait, the guy was pathan right ?

Majnu: Khochi, tum aaj kitna piyara lag raha hai aaj.

Laila: Gul, tum hamara haath kiyoon nahee chorti, sub log kiya kahay gee.

And then they start singing:

Yara dagha wai wai

They could have been husband and wife? No?

Were they just kissing or mutual…?

I don’t know why but these niqaab/burka clad women don’t come of as shareef, it seems too fake, girls wearing a chaadar covering her head and sometimes face seem more pakeeza.

These Arab wannabes are a new breed.

Who knows what the story is. I'm also curious Shinoo. Were they holding hands?

Khair, unfortunately, it's girls like this who give all hijabans/niqabis a bad name.

the niqab, in many such cases, is used not to cover urself cuz Islam says so, but to hide urself from people and hence not be identified....
its a common thing in pakistan for girls to used niqab as a disguise....

P.S. wud it have been less of a 'bad' if the girl was without a niqab and wearing jeans/mini skirt and doing this????

:rotfl: Tekno ur crazy man!

Ok I take it they were holding hands and being all mushy wushy.

Shukar hai, we wont be hearing any more shocks from you. :smiley:

Now seriously, your gossip style of telling the event made ppl think bad about the couple. There can be several posibilities

1- They could be a married couple so they could do it whenever they like, infact you disturbed them by sitting next to them.

2- They could be love birds who need some privacy and you spoiled the fun.

3- She could be a call-girl and Guy paid her for the time and fun, now cuz of you, his money and time wasted.

In any of the case above, they would be cursing for spoiling the fun.

Ek mazedari ki baat, I used to go to a posh college for some time. There, girls and guys used to sit on the steps of stairs on every floor and almost blocked the way.As most of ppl used elevator, seldom anyone used the stairs. So if you go few steps upstairs(the area remained deserted most of the time), that was the place to kissing and necking and doing all the hollywood stuff for guys and girls.:smiley:

Specially at the time of jumma, all the faculty and staff goes out for jumma, most student went out for break. then the place becomes paradise for those ppl. :wink: Once I used the stairs at that time and saw a couple barely been able to adjust their cloths. :blush:

That is not only for karachi, true for every city.

:hehe:

Pakistani drama style would be writing “welcome to the aids club” with lipstick on the dressing mirror of a hotel room. Just showing the aftermath of a sexual episode. Just enough for you retards to get the idea.

Bollywood style would be going behind a hedge and shaking the bushes.

Hollywood style would usually be heavy breathing and groaning while prosating the lip function.

  • they won’t show in a Pakistani drama on PTV
    Maybe coz its been shown live at KFC in KHI!!!

  • would show in a bollywood movie
    Maybe coz you never see that scene in India, Specially with someone in Naqab!!!

  • not stuff though that is shown in hollywood movies
    May coz they were doing it in Moderation!!! and was not upto your standards!!!

Damn Irem,

You see someone smooching and necking and you have to haul in Bollywood.

:smack:

** OYAY KAMBAKHTO BESHARMO MERI HI THREAD MILI THEE BERA GHARAK KARNAY K LYAY :smack:

COULDNT YOU HAVE KEPT IT DECENT WITHOUT ALL THOSE SICK AND DIRTY JOKES AND DETAILED EXPLANATIONS :hoonh:

KOI HAAL NAHEEN SAARON KA :smash:

PARTY TIME OVER! i’m asking the mods to lock this thread :snooty:

GO HAVE YOUR SKETCHY DEBAUCHED CONVERSATIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE :stuck_out_tongue:

sigh sometimes i think i’m the only decent and shareef guppie around :frowning: :halo:
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