Re: Timepass
oh oh…ab kaisa hai galaa? agar dard ho to kisii se dabvaa leN 
Allah kare jald Theek ho jaayeN…aameen…take lots of fluids and strepsils 
maiN Dance karuuNgaa to building hill jaayegii…log samjheNge zalzala aa gayaa 
Tsunamii kaa intizaar karne lageNge
**shaadii Khaana barbaadii hai…maiN to shaadii shuda logoN kii zaindagiyaaN dekh kar samajh gayaa huN…yeh yaad rakkheN k:
-jo Ghalati kare aur usse koi sabaq na le vo aHmaq kahlaataa hai
-jo Ghalatii kare aur usse sabaq Haasil kare vo 'aqlmand hotaa hai
-jo dusroN kii Ghalatii se sabaq le vo daanishwar kahlaataa hai
so, maiN ne dusroN kii GhaltiyoN se sabaq seekhaa hai to mujhe aap kia kaheNgii? 
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**haN saHeeH kahaa…anDe kaa koii time nahiiN magar:
savere savere anDa khaayaa jaaye to brain ko lagtaa hai aur agar raat ko khaayaa jaaye to jism ko lagtaa hai :D**