THREE (3) Questions to Mr. Hair !

What would be those 3 questions you were to ask Mr. Hair if given an oppourtunity? Use transcript format please !

Mine would be;

1 - ** “Mr. Darrel! How would you pledge an oath before the inquery commission?” " Would you say something but the truth and nothing but the fluck so help you god?"**

2 -** “What did Mr. Inzi say to you when you refused to show your tampered ball to him?” “what were you hidding, and why Mr.Hair?”**

3 - ** “is it true that your bad odour forced Asif Mohammad to go wide of the crease and you got offended ?” %*$&#@ “Just a question Mr. Hair, no need to be offended, Yara” :aj: **

What would be you questions**?**

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Millions of people around the world watch cricket to see their teams and their palyers... They dont watch cricket to see their fav. umpires. So next time when a team says its ready to play... Go on with the game.. Your attitude will only bring your demise!

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hi

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And your questions are ? :halo:

Ps; When players wear their national colors, their prime aim is to bring pride and glory to the motherland, or else give her the best gift of your vigor.

ps2; One can not shun away from demise, but rather embrace demise if it can
cure the new life to follow

My best manners :bb:

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Oh yeah sorry my question would have been…

So seriously Hair..u r gay right? You are just mad cuz nobody in the Paki thinks that being gay is cool!

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^^ , l :hehe:

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:smilestar:…wht is happening here

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Go Back to the CAFE!!! Warna :smilestar:!!!

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Dear Mr Hair.

Is it true that you were abused as a child? If not, why do you have such a shameful personality.

Did you see any Pakistani tampering the ball, or you just wanted to be the 'decision maker'? If you saw someone, please provide the evidence

Do you have any idea what all ex cricketers and media think of you after that ridiculous call you made? They all think that you SUCK, Do you concur?

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No, no questions I have for this leech and a disgrace in the name of cricket. This nimrod better pray I never lay my eyes on him. The moment I see this buffoon roaming anywhere on the face of this earth will be his last moment where he better pray. I will take my cricket bat out and bash his head in, and I will be proud to remain behind bars for all my life. At least we would be able to peacefully sleep at night knowing this keechaR is rolling over in his grave for the blunders that he made against us in the past where he forced us to suffer for the longest periods of time, and in that little grave of his where it is forbidden to go by living humans, he can continue to roll over with his soul on burning hellfire. He will never rest in peace for the amount of painful misery and psychological distress that he has caused in the name of that trash of a book.

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Q: Mr.Hair are you mad because Younus KHAN put hand on your sholder again and gain? Although he was just being friendly, but did you thought otherwiase? :confused:

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Naaat’in ! :barbie:

Mr. GeniusDear Mr Hair.

Is it true that you were abused as a child? If not, why do you have such a shameful personality.

Did you see any Pakistani tampering the ball, or you just wanted to be the ‘decision maker’? If you saw someone, please provide the evidence

Do you have any idea what all ex cricketers and media think of you after that ridiculous call you made? They all think that you SUCK, Do you concur

Hmmm,! Need some thing more Genius brand :smiley:

dhobi_bhaiNo, no questions I have for this leech and a disgrace in the name of cricket. This nimrod better pray I never lay my eyes on him. The moment I see this buffoon roaming anywhere on the face of this earth will be his last moment where he better pray. I will take my cricket bat out and bash his head in, and I will be proud to remain behind bars for all my life. At least we would be able to peacefully sleep at night knowing this keechaR is rolling over in his grave for the blunders that he made against us in the past where he forced us to suffer for the longest periods of time, and in that little grave of his where it is forbidden to go by living humans, he can continue to roll over with his soul on burning hellfire. He will never rest in peace for the amount of painful misery and psychological distress that he has caused in the name of that trash of a book.

Allah kisi dushman ko bhi yeh na sun’na paray ! But its just fine for ‘The Man called Hair’ :smiley:

Decent 6ChoraQ: Mr.Hair are you mad because Younus KHAN put hand on your sholder again and gain? Although he was just being friendly, but did you thought otherwiase? :confused:

lmao n cracking ! :omg:

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**:smilestar:to u …wht a nice welcome to my 1st ever post in cricket section…:hoonh: **
sheesh…we cafeties give better welcomes…:naraz:

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A remark at cricbuzz

"Cricket will miss Darrel Hair- an umpire who demanded ransom money"

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:hehe:…@ an umpire who demanded ransom money…lol…

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what would you do with $500,000. Would you form your own cricket organization where you'll be the umpire with no team or maybe just Aussies.

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He will head for the first ‘one arm bandit’ slot machine and blow it all by just raising his finger, he will miss the jack pot, by the way which would be ’ Inzi’s 3 matching photos with beard ’ :smiley:

And he would keep saying “Daiiimmm, that was close” :meeno:

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Mr. Hair: Will you consider worrying about the two tempered balls of yours before alleging others of tempering a mere cricket ball next time? I mean give a due consideration to a serious matter yo. Two is bigger than just one... Innit?

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Mods! Please move this reply to the 'Health & Hygine' forum :D

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Wrong allegation on innocent Hair. Mr Hair was not responsible for those 2 tempered ballz in fact when he was getting kick in the A@# (GPL), one of the kick terabbily went wrong…