...This Is What Khumar Said...

I recently called her to talk to her and she was ticked off and here’s what happened in a nutshell.

**Meney jo kaha phone par kaisi ho meri jaan
Kahney lagi “halaat-e-ma’eeshat” sey lari hoon
Filhaal tere pyar ki parwa nahi mujh ko
Iss waqt aaTey ki line mein khari hoon

**Note: Halaat-e-Ma’eeshat means something like current economical situation.

Khumar is bewafa :teary1:

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is there more than 1 khumar out there :konfused:

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No, this thread is dedicated to you :blush:

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^ Oye Shikki behave yourself. :snooty:

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:khumar:

Ehsan ji, aap nahi jaantey. I invited her over for dinner and you know what she said?

She said:

**Tumhari dawat qabool mujh ko, magar tum itna khayal rakhna
Beer kisi bhi brand ki ho, chicken fried halal rakhna
**

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:rotfl:

:cb:

wut about Non-Alcohol Beer frm COBRA :hehe:

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Cobra alcoholic beverage nahin hai kia?

Tumhari dawat qabool kar lee. :hmmm: I thought she had more sense than that. :mad:

are you sure?

yeah shikki :snooty:

this had GOT to be about another khumar…cuz i don’t talk poetry :snooty: yeh ehsan bhai kay hi kaam hain, shair-o-shairi main jawab dayna

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masheeyat = marzi

ma'eeshat = economy :D

^ You are right. Thanks, lemme correct it :smack:

Pyar mein aur Online aa kar koi bhi apney hosh kho beth-ta hai.

**Aayi jo Online sattar (70) baras ki aurat
Mujh jaisay ahl-e-dil ko woh beat kar rahi thee
Bann kar woh teenager likhti thee “I love you”
Mein Chat kar raha tha aur woh Cheat kar rahi thee
**

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Khumar, I need to speak to you in private. Have you lost your mind? :emmy:

no i think mrs. shikra hit him a bit too hard on the head with the bailan, that’s why he’s talking in shairi and pretending that he’s having a convo with me :fatee:

:omg: :omg:

Nahi, tum hi theen…and I am not writing this poetry myself, I am simply taking this from the Urdu newspaper :smiley:

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:rolleyes:

shikra aaj subah dawai nahin khayi kya?:slight_smile:

nope they have non-alcoholic tooo

check it ur local Sainsbury Store :barbie:

You think he has psychological problems? Bipolar, or multiple personality disorder? Or maybe you are right about the bailan hitting him on the head.:hmmm: