Nahi tou 
Niksik Before you talk to Khumar in private, let me just say this without saying details:
**Janab-e-Shaikh ki ho gayi Gori sey shaadi
Bohat haseen nazara dikhaayi deta hai
Jo pitt raha hai shab-o-roz apni biwi sey
Greencard ka maara dikhayi deta hai
**
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Shikki, here is a reply on behalf of Khumar:
Tum na janey kiss khush fehmy mein kho gaye
Khumar kee chappal paree toh ganjay ho gaye :D
Looks like you’re traveling down memory lane today 
Wah bhai Ehsan ji, kya baat hai…I wish someone had taken a picture. However, I can visualize pretty well! 
no i think just delusional. a couple of electroshock therapy sessions should cure it.
wah wah!
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^ Mein agar shayer hota tou mein bhi abhi jawab deta 
Nahi Ehsan bhai, aap hum mein laraai na karwaaein, Khumar mujhe bohat chahti hai 
Nice one by the way.
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shikra peechlay haftay ka akhbar dekho, jawab mil jaye ga 
Ghussa bohat jaldi kar jaati ho Lahoran. Here’s one more for you 
**Woh khush-khorak lagti hai chicken biryanion jaisi
Badan Aalo-bukhara hai, nazar khobaaniyon jaisi
Buss phir iss ney haath bhi dikhla diya Lahoriyon jaisa
Buss itna hi kaha tha “aap hain multaniyon jaisi”
**
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Cant be bothered reading the Whole Thread
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excuse you, i rather eat pulao than biryani 
y not Biryaani
Nakhrey tou dekho…
**Woh larkiyan hon khaas, ya larkey hon aam sey
Sab mil kar chat room mein bethey hain shaam sey
Hota tha pahley Ishq lifaafey ki ma’arfat
Ab kaam chal raha hai faqat dot com sey
**
wah wah wah wah kya baat hai… and whats with the
Where have you been? 
Ok this one is for you
**Kal kisi female ney email bheji hai mujhe
“I love you” dekh kar khilney lagey sehrey k phool
Haan agar email mein tasveer bhi ho munsalik (attached)
Merey computer ko aisa virus bhi qabool hai
**
Mujhe nahin chahyea main to awein hi poch rahi thi 
cuz i like pulao 
ab nakhray bhugto
mai ati jati rehti hoon… plus i have a very short attention span… and what are you on about? kaunsi female nay email bheji hai? mrs.shik you watching him?
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Shikra yeh shair sirk aap keliye
Ankhoon main sharafat
Chal main nazakat
Dil main sachayi
Chehre pe safayi
Is liye to har larki aap ko pyar se kehti hai
:jano:
BHAI
Wahi kar raha hoon
Aati jaati rahti ho lekin kabhi baat karney ki zehmat nahi kee Aur kisi aisi larki ney e-mail bheji thee jo kahti hai k teenager nahi hai lekin dekhney mein teenager lagti hai :whistling
Yeh nahi ho sakta 
Na meri aankhon mein sharafat hai, na chal mein nazakat, na dil mein sachayi, aur na hi chehrey par safaayi