… you would say until you had kids, I’ll start, please share yours:
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Not a parent, but I do say things to children that said in any other context would not make sense.
When trying to settle 30 of them on the carpet, well, more like trying to get them to sit nicely...
'bottom, now!'
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"boogers are not food"
"please don't paint the walls with melted chocolate"
"yes iphones do float in the toilet water"
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I dont have kids but I do find myself talking totli to my niece sometimes…its too funny…
Sumaiya: Hala, aap tya talli hein?
Me: Mein apse baatein talli hoon baby…
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:D
"You do not paint with nailpolish"
"Teddy's don't need eyeshadow"
"You don't wash cellphones under running water if they have food stains on them"
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yes, why NOT use mommy's roll on on ure privates, they need to smell nice too
there is only so much your mouth will hold son
walking with a cloth on ure eyes will not show u the way baby, that wall WILL keep stopping you trust me.
yes iphones and rusks both taste good with milk.
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lol!
you guys need to submit your stories and pics to this site- http://****mykidsruined.tumblr.com/
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My daughters…
“No i will not divorce papa so he can marry you instead.” 
“mama’s lotions and potions aren’t to be used as beautification tools for your dolls and teddies!”
“I did not take pee-pee out of the toilet to make the apple juice!!”
“No i will not sit in your child seat whilst you drive!”
“Carrot sticks belong in your mouth, not up your nose!”
“No i will not tell the doctor to give you a pee-pee like Baby S’s…!!!” x 10000
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Hahahahhahahaha! I LOVE this thread.
Please keep them coming.
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Maroushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What’s with girls and their dads? My choti said that the only man she’ll marry when she grows up is her Papa
soo cutee
Not a parent, but I do say things to children that said in any other context would not make sense.
When trying to settle 30 of them on the carpet, well, more like trying to get them to sit nicely...
'bottom, now!'
lol!
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Maroush
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hahahahha
my daughter:
“lotion is for your body, not for your mouth”
“just because daddy and i are figuring out who will drive doesnt mean you need to volunteer”
“yes, dipping the phone in the water will make it wet..”
“why do you want to have a big tummy like mama’s?” (i dont have a big tummy!)
“yes if you put daddy’s cream on ur face, u will get hair like daddy on ur face too..”
“i will paint ur nails if u do a poo in the toilet…”
“i will take you to the aquarium if you do poo in the toilet…”
“dado says you can only come to her house if u do a poo in the toilet…”
“boogies are not yummy!”
“mama’s boogies are not yummy either!”
“goofy does not need to be scanned at the grocery store counter sweety…”
“no this card will not give me money from that machine… not every card has money in it..”
“no daddy and i arent angry with each other… we just had a disagreement… and we do love one another…”
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Sadzzz
It’s a father-daughter thing …they both want to marry him…they’re going to have a serious fight on their hands…
I’m eagerly awaiting for my son to grow up so at least someone says they want to marry me…i hope
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cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee lil kids.
MashaAllah
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lolz at father daughter thing.....pure freudian...yikes...!
but a really cute thread...! :)
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awwww…I love this thread…pls. post some more funny stuff 