The Ultimate Paindoo Contest

Iconoclast · January 20, 2012, 8:45pm

I pour the tea from cup into plate and drink it with a surki.

I carry a portable lota during travel.

I have never dropped my dhoti.

I can milk cows and buffaloes and drink like to drink unpasteurized milk.Now present your credentials.

Mad_Hatter · January 20, 2012, 8:46pm

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I still have the plastic on my tv remote, my sofas, and on my carpets

zobia · January 20, 2012, 8:46pm

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nothing impressive to share.

NomiCA · January 20, 2012, 8:47pm

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i can speak no language properly other than punjabi......

Monk · January 20, 2012, 8:48pm

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you should never do that

Iconoclast · January 20, 2012, 8:48pm

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I have it on my squash and tennis racquet handles, beat that.

Hadeel · January 20, 2012, 8:48pm

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I tie my dupatta around my head when I have a headache.

queer · January 20, 2012, 8:50pm

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hah not quite paindoo stuff but the following is real.

i have milked both cows and goats.

i have helped pluck a chicken.

my assortment of lungis will make your dhoti shrivel in shame.

i have been forced to eat a freshly laid still warm raw egg. after it was beaten into a glass of freshly milked goat's milk. on a dozen occassions. -__-

TLK · January 20, 2012, 8:52pm

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I use my lota from the other side (hold it from the nozzle side and let the water come out from the big opening), because the plastic flower pot watering can that we use as lota has a very thin stream of water. Not enough for big boys to wash their potties.
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can I say the last word as a director!, we will let the mods decide*

queer · January 20, 2012, 8:53pm

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how many potties do you need to plop your tashreef down on, director saab?

Iconoclast · January 20, 2012, 8:54pm

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Thats improper use of Lota, every paindoo should know the lota ettiquettes.

Monk · January 20, 2012, 8:55pm

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I have shove “masala”(animal alternate vitamins) with my hands in cow buffalos and horses mouth.
Milked cows buffalos, and have smelled like cow dung.

I cant spell buffalo Beat that.

redvelvet · January 20, 2012, 8:57pm

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And you wouldn’t recognize it even if you had. Paindu.

TLK · January 20, 2012, 8:58pm

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that makes be the biggest non-paindoo then :(

Does it count that I still enjoy listening to Pakistani movie songs from late 60's?

Monk · January 20, 2012, 8:58pm

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aap bhi apny pandu pan ka qissa bateyen

Monk · January 20, 2012, 9:02pm

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I took bath with horse in canal, then rode horse in my shorts only.

:( I miss those days.

TLK · January 20, 2012, 9:03pm

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waqa'i, shouq da koi moul nahi

Sehrysh · January 20, 2012, 9:03pm

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Can a non-Punjabi be paindu? I didn't think it was ethnicity-specific...

Iconoclast · January 20, 2012, 9:05pm

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If its like these then yes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpepQbQFHf4

Iconoclast · January 20, 2012, 9:05pm

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Spot on, paindoo pun is not in the language.