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whomever can make the gol-est rotiyaan will win the key to my heart (and pait) and become my voti
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Shhh, just add to the story. Try to bring it back 
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Vhy are you all ignoring my continuations 
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I don’t even know who pehlwaan is. You made him appear outta nowhere.. Anywayz.
I is so baffed.
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"by voti, don't you mean a tax deduction?", queried the fairy
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"call it what you will" replied the pehlwaan, "it's all about the rotiyaan"
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He’s the main character of the story! Keep up 
THE STORY SO FAR:
There once was a hairy pehlwaan who loved krispy kreme’s and dhoodhoo…
Using the two to take bath with in order to hv good growth… Of his hair obviously which just added up his beauty
The pehlwaan was known all over the land for his silken tresses
And his thick dark Mustache curled into perfect spirals, as if trying to run away for angry face.
as the pehlwaan stood there admiring his perfectly spiraled mustache, suddenly! lightning struck from the sky and with it fell a cheetah patterned scooter
the phelwaan jumped on the scooter, intending to go to the grocery store to by more dhoodhoo when…
a fakeer with a huge butt waved him over
the fakeer was suffering from a bad case of vpl, but still the pehlwaan went over to see what he wanted
The faker asked - are you a revolting doctor or an eligible technician?
the pehlwaan said neither, I’m a…
Multi.
To which the fakir replied - no worries. Though I disagree with your “don’t fight the fed” quote.
The fakir, it was learnt later, was the dreaded Thread Killer in disguise.
Not the dreaded Thread Killer the pehlwaan cried!
“Isn;t he the one who carries a banner with ‘Stay On Topic’ embroidered on it with the tears of whales and rhinos?” the pehlwaan said
“Minor correction, Pehlwaan. Banner reads SoT” replied the fakir/TK. “But please carry on with your Dharma - which is the Continuing Story.”
With that, the fakir walked away into the wilderness, never to be heard from again. And then a new actor took the fakir s place. And the crowd roared in unison -
“THE DREADED THREAD KILLER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!”
Suddenly, thunder sounded and it started to rain Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches…
Just as the Pehlwaan implored “feed me”
The Pehlwaan grabbed the sandwiches and stuffed his face but then he saw…
a little brown and white bunny pop out from the ground
The Pehlwaan wondered…
and he asked Ess Emm for direction to a Pub. unfortunately, she didn’t know of any pub in the area … he walked a little further and met KKF…the poor bunny asked him for the direction and he told bunny to follow him to the pub because, not only KKF knew the nearest pub, he was a regular at the bar…he didn’t go to the pub to drink, he rather went there looking for…
A guy called sentry..
who was found dozing off on the job and he immediately fired him.
Sentry was pissed, but little did he know KKF fired him because he thought Sentry was someone else, someone he could pull into his boxcar, and to save himself from embarassment Sentry had to be fired
Sentry decided to get a gun now that he's been fired and went looking for..
Love in all the wrong places
And he came across southie..
And the two lived happily ever after
And the fakir shouted from the wilderness- yes that song from the 80s was cool. And off he disappeared. Again.
At that moment a fluffy princess fairy flew down from the sky and in her hand she had…
a plate of biryani and a tube of fair and lovely for sentry.
And the fairy said: " pick one. Fair or lovely" the pehlwaan being the pehlwaan wanted to pick the biryani, but he was quiet intrigued with the fair and lovely. after all his rishta was going to be arranged with… ..Whoopi Goldberg, who is neither fair nor lovely…
but he rejected WGB and went for Zubaida Appa ki bhanji ki Nand ki Beti ki Devrani!
who was a very smexy vixen with a penchant for rolls royces and ferraris…
Torn between whoopi and zubaida appa ki bhanji ki nand ki beti ki devrani, who we will call munni begum for short, pehlwaan wanted to consult the fairy who was staring at him intently. pehlwaan said…
whomever can make the gol-est rotiyaan will win the key to my heart (and pait) and become my voti
“by voti, don’t you mean a tax deduction?”, queried the fairy
“call it what you will” replied the pehlwaan, “it’s all about the rotiyaan”
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"call it what you will" replied the pehlwaan, "it's all about the rotiyaan"
The fairy, baffled, decided to conjur in a bailan and a tawa, and handed the two ladies their own paira of aata
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But he wasn’t offered the biranyi and fair or love. Anywayz..
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pehlwaan ate one special roti made by the new voti, and there was an ominous rumble into his langoti. 
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and a background song started... ve gujra ve... ve gujra ve
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The creepy fakir was..
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Pehlwaan looked at the new voti with suspicion, and wondered where the song was coming from. Holding his tummy, he spied from the corner of his eye...
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the empty fair and lovely tube... he realized it was squeezed and kneaded into the roti..which is causing the commotion in his langoti...
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Enraged at this betrayal by his new voti, the pehlwaan called for Sentry
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hor santry je ne khu ich antry maar di
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Horrified, pehlwaan threw the end of his naala to Sentry to help pull him up
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but to his dismay, the naala/naara ran out before Sentry could hoist himself up....
... when it dawned on pehlwan that he was not even wearing a shalwar, but a dhoti.