I will start the story with a sentence (or two!) and you all continue it…
Story:
There once was a hairy pehlwaan who loved krispy kreme’s and dhoodhoo…
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Using the two to take bath with in order to hv good growth......... Of his hair obviously which just added up his beauty ;)
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The pehlwaan was known all over the land for his silken tresses
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And his thick dark Mustache curled into perfect spirals, as if trying to run away for angry face.
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(this story is already very disturbing)
as the pehlwaan stood there admiring his perfectly spiraled mustache, suddenly! lightning struck from the sky and with it fell a cheetah patterned scooter
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the phelwaan jumped on the scooter, intending to go to the grocery store to by more dhoodhoo when....
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a fakeer with a huge butt waved him over
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the fakeer was suffering from a bad case of vpl, but still the pehlwaan went over to see what he wanted
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The faker asked - are you a revolting doctor or an eligible technician?
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the pehlwaan said neither, I'm a.....
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Multi.
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To which the fakir replied - no worries. Though I disagree with your "don't fight the fed" quote.
The fakir, it was learnt later, was the dreaded Thread Killer in disguise.
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Not the dreaded Thread Killer the pehlwaan cried! 
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"Isn;t he the one who carries a banner with 'Stay On Topic' embroidered on it with the tears of whales and rhinos?" the pehlwaan said
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"Minor correction, Pehlwaan. Banner reads SoT" replied the fakir/TK. "But please carry on with your Dharma - which is the Continuing Story."
With that, the fakir walked away into the wilderness, never to be heard from again.
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And then a new actor took the fakir s place. And the crowd roared in unison -
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"THE DREADED THREAD KILLER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!"
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Suddenly, thunder sounded and it started to rain Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches...
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Just as the Pehlwaan implored "feed me"
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The Pehlwaan grabbed the sandwiches and stuffed his face but then he saw...