The pointless Hijab that some girls wear
Headband Hijab
It is a band of fabric approximately 4 inches wide. It covers the back of the head and
allows all the hair to be exposed. It doesn’t serve much in terms of modesty, but at least it
comes in handy in case of an unexpected tennis match.
Dupatta
Also known as the Saran wrap hijab. It covers all the hair, but it is totally transparent.
Again it doesn’t serve much in terms of modesty, but it keeps the hair nice and fresh.
Mickey Mouse Hijab
It is when a girl wears a black scarf and tucks it behind her ear, so that her ears stick out.
The yo-yo Hijabs
The first yo-yo hijab, also known as the Benazir Bhutto hijab, is the scarf that keeps
falling down and needs to be constantly pulled back up… up, down, up, down, just like
a yo-yo.
Convertible Hijab
This type of hijab is predominant at any type of social event, i.e. an Aqeeqah, Bismillah
party, Ameen party, wedding, etc. This is when an Imam or Qari comes up to the
microphone and starts to recite Qur’an. At this point, all the convertible hijabs come up…
until he says “Sadaqallaahul adheem”. I’m not sure, but apparently in some cultures that
translates to “ok sisters, you may now take off your scarves”.
Emergency Hijab
What’s even funnier is when people do not anticipate the recitation of Qur’an at a social
event, and are forced to be creative and use accessories such as a purse to cover one’s
hair. I was surprised to see a women hold her purse over her head as “hijab”..as if the
multitudes of men surrounding her are not a good enough reason to wear hijab, but some
guy reciting du’a compels her to hold a purse over her head. Her friends were more
creative…one friend used her dinner napkin.
Communal Hijab
Two or more girls draped under one dinner napkin during the recitation of Qur’an. Her
other friend was still more creative. She used her coffee saucer on the back of her head.
I wasn’t sure if it was hijab or a Yamaka. I didn’t know if she was a Muslim or a Jew. I
felt like going up to her and saying “Shalom alaikum, sister”. Well, the point to remember
is that some people make an effort to wear hijab, but it is futile, because it is not fulfilling
it’s purpose. It’s like using an umbrella with holes in it.
WASSALAM