Ok, for some of you following my journal, you’ll have some clue what this is about, but.
Gotta ask some advice given that this forum is filled with relationship gurus.
How do I get a Jew to fall in love with me?
waits for answers to be handed down from the heaven of all muslim relationship forums
Re: The Lizard
You can't** make** anyone fall in love with u. It'll happen when it's supposed to happen.
Re: The Lizard
not much different than you will have anyone else fall in love with you. You know how that works right?
although in this case you have the religion difference, which may not be a factor if its not for him and not for you
but you do have the little issue of the fact that he is already in a relationship and is actually living with his girlfriend.
Re: The Lizard
till the time u can go for Te Amo Te Amo ... :D
Re: The Lizard
X2, that's a minor point. I can take care of the girl. I have ways.
Re: The Lizard
And all this time you thought men were pigs!
Re: The Lizard
I can help you dispose of the body. 
Re: The Lizard
And all this time you thought men were pigs!
u have a problem with equal rights
..and wrongs? :)
Re: The Lizard
try telling him what you two getting together would mean for world peace... just like Aisam ul Haq pairing up with that Israeli player.
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plus jews and muslims have so many things in common religiously
Re: The Lizard
tell him that you too have secret jew gold.
Re: The Lizard
aww look at you pcg
mashallah...
Don't destroy this one too :ASA:
Re: The Lizard
Off all the romantic names only PCG could come up with the 'lizard' :D
Re: The Lizard
imagine that!!
him: honey you want me to do the dishes today.
pcg: u are such a lizard… thats why I love you,
him: 
Re: The Lizard
He is a Jew...not an alien. What if he decided to make you fall in love with him by bringing roti-salan to work everyday?
PCG...do what you gotta do gurrl...go get your man.
Re: The Lizard
He looks like a lizard. His eyes are wide spaced, and much like a lizard (or a bird), he can keep his munda pointing forward, and look at you from the side by moving his eyeball laterally without ever moving his head.
He will also cock his head to the side and then angulate his eyeball further and you'll never know he was looking at you. sorta like a bird. I guess "Bird" is a better word, but his nose is huge, like a snout, so overall, he looks more like a lizard to me.
Re: The Lizard
And I mean all the above with the utmost affection.
:(
Lizard boo, where are you?
Re: The Lizard
Re: The Lizard
X2, that's a minor point. I can take care of the girl. I have ways.
Your user name is a misnomer. :P
Guaranteed way to get results, build some sort of secret underground lair.
Lock Lizard in lair.
Wait for Stockholm syndrome to kick in.
Re: The Lizard
Don't laugh at the Lizard.