The Lizard

[Nisha25]

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@el_topo

Your user name is a misnomer.

Guaranteed way to get results, build some sort of secret underground lair.
Lock Lizard in lair.
Wait for Stockholm syndrome to kick in.

surprisingly really well thought out, tried and tested i guess

[BarbieCue]

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PCG I can imagine your wedding day speech:

I fell in love with lizzie (I call him lizzie pyar se ) the moment I saw his wide-spaced eyes, much like a lizard or a bird. He kept pointing his mundi (?) forward to look at me from the side by moving his eyeball laterally without ever moving his head. I found that so sexy.

He added to the hotness when he cocked out his head to the side and then angulated his eyeballs further without ever letting me know he was checkin me out.

[el_topo]

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@Nisha25

surprisingly really well thought out, tried and tested i guess

I can neither confirm or deny that assertion.

[Reha]

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@PyariCgudia

He looks like a lizard. His eyes are wide spaced, and much like a lizard (or a bird), he can keep his munda pointing forward, and look at you from the side by moving his eyeball laterally without ever moving his head.

He will also cock his head to the side and then angulate his eyeball further and you’ll never know he was looking at you. sorta like a bird. I guess “Bird” is a better word, but his nose is huge, like a snout, so overall, he looks more like a lizard to me.

PCG…and you find the above schmexy?

[Reha]

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double post…stupid computer

[Scarface]

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@PyariCgudia

He looks like a lizard. His eyes are wide spaced, and much like a lizard (or a bird), he can keep his munda pointing forward, and look at you from the side by moving his eyeball laterally without ever moving his head.

He will also cock his head to the side and then angulate his eyeball further and you’ll never know he was looking at you. sorta like a bird. I guess “Bird” is a better word, but his nose is huge, like a snout, so overall, he looks more like a lizard to me.

Funniest description of any person I’ve ever read.

Besides, do you realize how insulting that can be for a Jew if he reads that? Describing features that are common characteristics of Jews and comparing them with lizards or birds. I hope you get the point.

[PyariCgudia]

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Uff.

I think he is HOT AND SEXY. So if I call him Lizard, it’s because I find it attractive.

I love my Jewish men.

[PyariCgudia]

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Besides, you people need to start giving me some real advice on how to “patao” this guy.

[mustanamalik]

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Sing El Shaddai when ever you are together
Celebrate Sabbath
Celebrate Yom Kippur
Start whining on little matters with your love

[Reha]

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PCG…he is in a relationship! Isnt he? How would you feel if someone tried to take him away from you?

[McPendo]

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You gota wear a bikini made out of pennies

[Nisha25]

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@Reha

PCG…he is in a relationship! Isnt he? How would you feel if someone tried to take him away from you?

i agree with this

[diwana]

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@PyariCgudia

Ok, for some of you following my journal, you’ll have some clue what this is about, but.

Gotta ask some advice given that this forum is filled with relationship gurus.

How do I get a Jew to fall in love with me?

waits for answers to be handed down from the heaven of all muslim relationship forums

Better start caring for his mother rather than him.

Anyhow, PCG you are sounding a lot like Uzziel.

Buckaroo! Is that you?

[Deeba1234]

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@BarbieCue

You can’t** make** anyone fall in love with u. It’ll happen when it’s supposed to happen.

This..

[Pseudonymous]

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Well, a few predictors of general attraction are a appealing physical appearance, proximity, similarity, social influence, desirable characteristics, and reciprocal liking..if you’ve got these in the bag, you’ve got a chance with the reptile.

[redvelvet]

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@PyariCgudia

He looks like a lizard. His eyes are wide spaced, and much like a lizard (or a bird), he can keep his munda pointing forward, and look at you from the side by moving his eyeball laterally without ever moving his head.

He will also cock his head to the side and then angulate his eyeball further and you’ll never know he was looking at you. sorta like a bird. I guess “Bird” is a better word, but his nose is huge, like a snout, so overall, he looks more like a lizard to me.

Is there any chance that you ALSO sport widely spaced and highly advanced bug eyes…along with a protruding honker? I’ve heard that similarities are the very foundation of this thing called love. Although that doesn’t quite explain Kermet and Miss Piggy…

I say that you leave “Newtie the Cutie” alone…as he is already in a relationship. Maybe you can try setting your hearts on someone else…like…the Geico gecko. Now he’s actually cute.

[PyariCgudia]

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@Reha

PCG…he is in a relationship! Isnt he? How would you feel if someone tried to take him away from you?

Why are you bursting my bubble world?

[PyariCgudia]

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@redvelvet

Is there any chance that you ALSO sport widely spaced and highly advanced bug eyes…along with a protruding honker? I’ve heard that similarities are the very foundation of this thing called love. Although that doesn’t quite explain Kermet and Miss Piggy…

I say that you leave “Newtie the Cutie” alone…as he is already in a relationship. Maybe you can try setting your hearts on someone else…like…the Geico gecko. Now he’s actually cute.

Newtie the Cutie???

LOL.

I love it.