Oh my LORD.
I’m on the metro train today, and, mind you its a school day - so these kids were definitely skipping…
I get on the train, and I see this group of little kids, and I think aw how cute, I’ll go sit over there.
Yeah.
The one in front of me pops out his cell phone and I swear, he sounded so much like a drug dealer. After half the ride I figured out he was talking to someone he referred to as his “woman”. At some point he made a kissing noise to the phone to let her know his “woman got back”.
I look over to my left, and there are two couples - yes, kiddie couples - sitting together - one couple on each row. One of the couples is staring straight ahead, not speaking to the other. Okay fine. Achay bachay.
The other couple: The boy is sitting against the wall of the train and has his legs stretched out on the seat. You’d think this is okay, right? Yeah, his legs were WRAPPED around the girl sitting right next to him, seated perpendicular to him.
And I mean, they were WRAPPED.
The kids appeared to be 5th or 6th graders.
I had this look on my face the whole time…you know the look you get when you’re in a calculus class and the teacher pulled some crafty integrating trick, and you’re staring at her with this totally confused face, mouth half open, just staring?
That was the look I had on my face.
What the hell is wrong with kids today???