Madhanee: Do you like tabla? Great, I’ve a pair in my finished basement.
Pinnay: Is that a gun in your pocket? Can I hold it in mine?
Roman: Is that a smile on your face? Can I have it on mine?
Mad_Scientist: I really like you. Would you like to go out with my parents sometime?
Lajwab: See you at Islamic center coming Friday, Sister.
Ohioguy: If only I was not born in the wrong continent, wrong religion, wrong democratic system, wrong age, and wrong neighborhood…
Fraudz: If you did not live far away I would have introduced you to my brother.
UTD: You are a hero. Hero to humanity.
Admin: Contact the admin via PM.
PCG: You’re a pig.
Kaleem: How about your daddy? Is he a pig too, you lil ****.
Faisal:
1- If you agree to go out with me you must include a date, time, and a place for meeting in your response.
2- Please also indicated whether we will share the bill or not. If you would like me to pay I would need to know in advance how much money to bring with me.
3- I will give it half an hour wait from the time of agreed upon meeting. If you do not show up and I have not received any call from you telling you cannot make it then the date will be offcially considered “nullified”. Send a courtsey email with explanation to request another date for my review and I will look into it.
4- Please make a printout copy of the above guidelines.
I think Lajjo’s line would work here.
