The Great guppie pickup lines!

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OMG! I thought I was the only one that remembered that incident.
Since I have never had the pleasure of meeting Roman, I always picture him standing in an apartment completely over-run with fruit flies. He’s like standing in the middle of his dining room and these little creatures are surrounding him. Sort of like the cloud of dirt that is always around Linus’ head in Peanuts.

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ak47: Is that a suicide bomber vest or are you just happy to see me?
Abdali: Just happy to see you, want to see my little kim?
ak47: Absolutely, let me blow you up.
Abdali: I’d trade missile technology with you anytime ak47.

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Stu: Babe my household brings in over $200k a year, Wanna see my zipcode?

NAJIAH
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some of them are really funny :hehe: :hehe:

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Code_red to Lauren Bush: Baby, if you induce sexy dreams for me, i iwlll vote for Jeb Bush in 2008.

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Verizon: I am a non-practising Ahmedi, will you like to listen to my ringtone?

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Haha! You people only wish.

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lol.....

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You have it wrong...

Lajawab: Sister, that's a lovely Hijab MashAllah...

Sister: I can get one for your first wife too brother...

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It’s scary cos it’s true :eek:

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Mad Scientist: Hey babe, I look good in a sari.

koi wasta jo nahi raha teri ankh mein ye nami hai kyoon
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The Brother: You are like my sister.

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It’s scary cos it’s true :Pretty:

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Roman, I guess ChannMahi and date don't fit in the same sentence?:(
jaa oye zalima, dill toRh ke rakh ditaa ee.

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lolz :hehe:

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Chloe - Are you that guy off of Smallville that wears lip gloss?

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It was one of my all time favorite threads. I laughed so hard that I needed to wipe away some tears.

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Yeah sure, lawyers crying.

The fruitfly thread had a level of desperation seldom duplicated on Gupshup. A true classic.

My Favorite line for all the lefty guppies:

Chomsky is a friend of mine. Wanna see his inscription?

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NYAhmadi: would you like to blow up Saddam and liberate my Iraq tonight?