And it ain’t even December 21st yet. 
Fraands, without darkness we would not know light. Without evil, we would not appreciate what is good. Such is the delicate and necessary balance of life. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. And even the fishbowl that is Gupshup cannot escape this reality. For when that balance is broken….yes, even on Gupshup….a string of calamaties take place. And on GS, they are as follows:
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A disturbing lull has pervaded the forums.
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GS has become so flaccid that Viagra had to intervene.
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STA, of all people, (bless) is trying to revive Life 1.
^Three signs, folks! Now what’s that saying about the number 3? Ah, yes, misfortune comes in threes. This is what happens when trolls get banned. While they are far from being the signs of Qiyamah, they should not be taken lightly. I fear darker days lie ahead where we may be confronted by graver possibilities:
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Hugh Hefner takes over GS.
Or worse
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The return of Diwana
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The return of Diwana
^Once again, as you can see, trouble tends to come in threes. I propose that the ban either be lifted or the sentence of the sinners….I mean trolls…be reduced so that normalcy may once again be restored on GS. Think of them as good bacteria that are essential for a healthy immune system.
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lol. I agree though, without some people, this place is not the same :k:
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You deserve the triple Diwana smilie salute for this:
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Slimy, this is no joking matter, okay? It may come to such a heavy price.
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the diwana wink
and The Last Straw is Dr. Aamir Liaquat of GS airing his show Asaar-e-Qayamat ! 
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Hahahaha Eni!!!!
I join in on the tripple Diwana salute... ;) ;) ;)
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Diwanay ke kitne Diwanay hain yahan :D
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^People, you have it all wrong. This is not about bring Diwana back. This is about bringing the trolls back so that Diwana won’t have to. It’s a fair trade off. The lesser of two evils. Prevention is better than the cure.
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espacially dedicated to diwana pra …
umm Diwana be Resham in this video? 
moi has lost it I think 
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^Um no, Diwani.
Wow, this backfired. Nobody gets it save Le Pakistan.
Just bring the trolls back. :(
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@Diwana
J/K with all of the above. Not that I miss you. But it wasn't meant to be hurtful, just in jest. In case you're reading this and we don't know it....which would be kinda scary. Just covering my bases.
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But what if the trolls don’t want to come back? I’ve always wondered what would happen when the boys and girls became men and women and they no longer had time or interest to surf and post on GS? Can anyone else take the place of the trolls we know or are they irreplaceable?
And yes, I miss the lot of them - they did add a certain je ne sais quoi to GS :hinna:
Oh, and before I get reported for using the term troll, should I report my own post?
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So basically, this is an open call for all GS’ers to start posting about their love for the their sister’s husband’s friend’s cousin’s married lover, the mother in law who not only wants $$$$ in jahez, but want’s the bahus family to bankroll her own second marriage, the Laila/Majnu duo seperated at birth, that reconnect only to have the girl forced to marry someone else…what else am I missing? 
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^Socratysh, this is no time for wonderments and analyzing. Now is the time to act. Bring the trolls back.
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yes, Sammiches....thank you.
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My suggestion to you: Begin an online petition to have the banned trolls’ sentence revoked or reduced, you invite them to come back AND you ensure that they behave (which is a relative term, but just so long as they behave better than before) once they’ve returned.
If that works, then I’ll bow to the greatness that broke the camel’s back 
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Why would I want them to behave? It defies nature.
The online petition starts now. All who want the trolls back (feel free to list your preference), say "Aye."
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AYE!!!!!!! and ME!!!!!!!!
