The Birds and the Bees

TLK · February 10, 2012, 4:41pm

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9th grade. I used to think that when 2 people start living together and have wedding rings in their hands, God somehow recolonizes them as Husband and wife and bless them with a kid. Imagine my surprise when a classmate of mine told me otherwise. Even then I though that he must be referring to, errm the other orifice. But when he explained to me which side of female is the right side, I was very very shocked.

Guac · February 10, 2012, 4:48pm

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Ditto. You guys have some awesome memory.

TLK · February 10, 2012, 4:53pm

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I said god some how recolonizes them as husband and wife.

you all know what I meant.

Muzna · February 10, 2012, 4:56pm

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too funny.......this conjures up funny pictures in my head.

did the HALAL way have something to do with someone shouting "Allahhu-akbar!" at some point?

I'm hoping you've figured this out now.....

TLK · February 10, 2012, 4:59pm

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Sorry, I could not be more subtle than that

Monk · February 10, 2012, 5:01pm

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I had these cousins who were little loder and too dirty.
They told me when I was about 13, I did not belive.
I hated my father.. my self ... every thign for a long time.

Before thet all under belt stuff was related to washroom-ic activies in my head.

CM · February 10, 2012, 5:03pm

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My darling my hamburger. 7th Grade.

TLK · February 10, 2012, 5:05pm

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is not that still the case with you.

Joking :(

Monk · February 10, 2012, 5:09pm

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:D

I said in my head.

NomiCA · February 10, 2012, 9:26pm

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i wasn't aware of the existence of the ''other orifice'' too :(

CEO1 · February 10, 2012, 9:38pm

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I was about 6. I have an elder brother. Who explained to me as I brought home a letter which was to inform my parents of the sex education that would take place. My brother saw it and just thought he'd sign it and told me the basics. I was like noo, stop lying. Hahaha..

Cheegum · February 10, 2012, 9:53pm

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6?! :-O

Catskin · February 10, 2012, 10:05pm

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found out in my prenatal class...j/k

S_Punk · February 10, 2012, 10:26pm

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8th grade, health class.

I was extremely sheltered. It grossed me out and yeah, I hated myself for a long time. I always though kids were produced after loads of kissing and hugs between two people. Whilst standing. I was always antsy at Eid, in fear of being prego.

Pakilarka · February 11, 2012, 5:06am

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For some reason i had a concept that parents have accident they go to hospital and then come back home with a baby. Then I was told by my own brother that parents have sex and each time they have sex they have a baby... which meant number of babies couple have is the number of time parents have done it. I was so mad at my dad for a while.

So i kept growing and finding out more about woman.... I always thought i was the dirtiest kidd who knew everything. In my 8th grade my friend said something abt Vag*** and i didnt know what that was..... He was surprised and shocked when he figured i didnt know what vag*** was. So u can imagine what i was thinking. I knew woman have something different in front but i didnt think it was important, I thought it was for urinating purposes. I told him what i knew.... To me sex was only done backdoor. He kept laughing at me and He told me that to have babies you have to do natural sex which isnt anal....Now i knew how to make babies but I still didnt know how they Come out of stomach and i dunt remember when i found that out.

CM · February 11, 2012, 5:42am

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Am I the only one who sees a lot of oedipal issues here?