The Best Pick Up Lines You've Been Hit With...

[Mad_Hatter]

Re: The Best Pick Up Lines You’ve Been Hit With…

@Sanaabc

am i the only weird one who gets super nervous and starts justifying ‘no’ by saying ’ oh im muslim’ coz i dont wanna hurt nobodyy

so this random guys comes up to me n asks me out
me: No, i don’t date. Sorry.
Him: So will you marry me?
Me: umm… no… im muslim I can’t.
Him: can’t u break the rules for me ?
loll

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this old man, " If i were a cop, i would have given u a ticket for being so cute." I loved this one

This guy;s cousin went crazy over me after seeing my pics on facebook but then changed his mind afterwards. So the guy was trying to explain and then said, " he has to be a dumba$$ to not see you, so u wanna go to hookah bar with me"
ME: its friday , lets go to masjid instead -_- "
Him, " Sure, what time i can pick u up"
ME : huh?

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