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Hey, how is everyone doing there in heaven? ;)
Forbidden fruits man forbidden fruits!
@kinzy. Just my hokkah buddy. Not serious or anything like that. haha!
Re: The Best Pick Up Lines You've Been Hit With...
Hey, how is everyone doing there in heaven? ;)
Forbidden fruits man forbidden fruits!
@kinzy. Just my hokkah buddy. Not serious or anything like that. haha!
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^haha, man you've provided ample amount of funnies for the day. :D
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Are Exodus and Xtron the same person?
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am i the only weird one who gets super nervous and starts justifying ‘no’ by saying ’ oh im muslim’ coz i dont wanna hurt nobodyy ![]()
so this random guys comes up to me n asks me out
me: No, i don’t date. Sorry.
Him: So will you marry me?
Me: umm… no… im muslim I can’t.
Him: can’t u break the rules for me ?
loll
This guy;s cousin went crazy over me after seeing my pics on facebook but then changed his mind afterwards. So the guy was trying to explain and then said, " he has to be a dumba$$ to not see you, so u wanna go to hookah bar with me"
ME: its friday , lets go to masjid instead -_- "
Him, " Sure, what time i can pick u up"
ME : huh? ![]()
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In college, I will never forget...this ABCD guy...he was cute but soooo cheesy. He would sing in the hallways! Tujhe Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam. That is the most ghisa pitta song ever but he belted it out all the way behind me. I was hoping a giant hole would open up in the ground eat me.
Tum kitni meethi meethi lagti ho...bilkul chocolate jaisi. my friends did not let me live this one down for ages
How do you do little laddu?
Gurrrl...you must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!
I will put more in as I remember them.
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that’s cute
but ya Muslims can “marry” so
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okay muslim card play karna zarori tha?. konsa tumse shadi kar raha tha..he was just asking you out yo. poor fella.
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…How YOU doing…![]()
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okay muslim card play karna zarori tha?. konsa tumse shadi kar raha tha..he was just asking you out yo. poor fella.
lol like i said i get nervous, i dont know how to respond without hurting em.
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lol ya but he was catholic na..
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Tum kitni meethi meethi lagti ho...bilkul chocolate jaisi. my friends did not let me live this one down for ages
How do you do little laddu?
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lmao
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' oye chikneY - Itni tight jeans na phena kar ' .... it not wasn't delivered by a Pathan guy .. It was actually a girl senior to me in my college days
Another gem - I had alot ... ' Sune'ay ap maria k bhai hain kia ' .... often get it from the girls trying to play nice and innocent at Desi wedding ceremonies ... and they even know kay ' mein maria k bhai nahi hooN ' ..
Another line - which actually made me scare was delievered by a Gaint Irish girl - She said ' oii luv , do ya know how to use a whip ? '' and I was ' hell No ' :)
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'you gotta number to go with that smile' -__-
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I dont know are these the best but stuck in my head =D
-If I ask you out on a date would your answer be the same as answer to this question?
-Can I be ur Aladdin?
-When I worked in grocery shop, many times when I asked "Do u want receipt" answer was " No thank you, unless there is ur phone number ;)"
-Or something really simple like: Hi, u have beautiful eyes, Do I know u from somewhere? etc.
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
haha, total cheese.