The Best Pick Up Lines You've Been Hit With...

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Re: The Best Pick Up Lines You’ve Been Hit With…

@Sanaabc

am i the only weird one who gets super nervous and starts justifying ‘no’ by saying ’ oh im muslim’ coz i dont wanna hurt nobodyy

so this random guys comes up to me n asks me out
me: No, i don’t date. Sorry.
Him: So will you marry me?
Me: umm… no… im muslim I can’t.
Him: can’t u break the rules for me ?
loll

that’s cute but ya Muslims can “marry” so .