Thats done it

Lifestyle Relationships
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With all these stories of extra marital affairs and “leaving behind” of poor little wifey, coupled with the 1 in 3 divorce rate, not to mention the heart ache and pain that comes along in a neat little bundle.

I have come to the inevitable conclusion, that spinsterdom is for me.

I get to knit all day :k: have as many books as I want :k:

PLUS, I am not answerable to anyone, I get to tsk at other poeple in their ignorance, and I shall always be looked at in awe by other such intelligent females such as my self in their delecate age.

Of course it may be hard…
But all good things come at a price right?

So who is with me :jhanda:

(I’ll fight the good fight alone if need be)

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Let me know when you find mister perfect and get hitched :)

3

Hiccy – You are breaking a thousand hearts. :bummer:

4

Well done Hiccup :slight_smile: Glad you didn’t waste too much time in realising this. Join the club :hug:

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Femme :hug:

a)where are you aaj kal?
b)we miss you greatly (by we I mean I )

Saher, those hearts, I am sure, will find others, in turn to break, I am simply saving myself the heartache of inevitableness.

Manic I refuse to get married, engaged etc.

Elders shall have to just deal :jhanda:

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I am trying to focus on my work for a change. Besides I have started going to the gym so thats where I spend my lunch hour. Gym is fun. The poor boxing bag kinda thing in my kick boxing class is called Joey. I think most of the women have been in bad relationships (or then maybe in no relationships :D) They love kicking poor Joey down to the ground and then pitying it. That disturbs me a little. I can't build up such strong emotions towards a bag. I think I will join the guys class and just kick them instead of some stupid bag. Let's join a cult.

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I like the way you said

"Lets join a cult"

I hear my local Nunnery is recruiting.

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Nunnery doesn't sound much fun right now besides it's not quite a cult. I'm thinking black magic, spells and hex's.

9

Hexes and black devils are things connected with evil stuff and men.

I see I’m fighting the good fight alone then :bummer:

:girl power:

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I joined spinsterhood about a year ago. Life is good. :smokin:

11

Is Joey short for Lajjo?

Hiccy, I realized this a few years ago. Actually, I have tasted the candy. It was more like a chewing gum. Shuroo mai barra maza aaya laikin phir jabRRay dukhnay lagay.

12

I am a lesbian. :flower1:

13

True Mehnaz. Men are a greater headache than any one deserves.

14

I am feeling encouraged :roman:

15

disillusionment sets in so young these days :bummer:

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The only real downside I can see is I wont get to buy loads of wedding clothes and have 2 weeks dedicated to the greatness that is me.

Fungi, you've got the wrong sort of gum.

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Femme,

tumheiN to waad-ay deedar hum say karna tha
yay kia kiya kay jahaN ko umeedwar kia :frowning:

18

Don't worry we'll dedicate you two weeks hiccy. Summer or winter? Any preferences?

19

Roman, aap umeed say hain?

20

Roman waada is still there. We will meet. Lemme just get good with my kickboxing so I can deal with your chichorpana attacks.